Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
People who cancel arrangements after I've already left the house and am three quarters of the way to the meeting point.
People who repeatedly stand up in front of me at football, blocking my view and who, upon being pushed to the side on the occasion of the seventh such offence decide to not only give me a load of lip (that in different company would've earned him several broken teeth) but also report me to a ****ing steward (nothing came of it, fortunately for him and his two div-looking mates).
People who don't bother telling me they've decided not to come round after all then pretend their phone hasn't been working all day.
People who think £39.85 is an acceptable and realistic standard single fare to London.
People who think I should be able to obtain machine parts by light speed delivery from ****ing Germany.
People who fill up my Facebook feed with X Factor related bollocks.
People who make empty, uninformed arguments about things of which they've no understanding and try to engage me in debate even though I have a clear and logical advantage because their opinion is based on hearsay, lies, assumptions plucked from thin air and things they're making up on the fly.
People who say one thing and do the opposite.
People who perform inadequately in the job for which they're paid an enormous amount of money.
People who rent a room from me and shag loudly at 2am.
People. You're all ****s.
People who repeatedly stand up in front of me at football, blocking my view and who, upon being pushed to the side on the occasion of the seventh such offence decide to not only give me a load of lip (that in different company would've earned him several broken teeth) but also report me to a ****ing steward (nothing came of it, fortunately for him and his two div-looking mates).
People who don't bother telling me they've decided not to come round after all then pretend their phone hasn't been working all day.
People who think £39.85 is an acceptable and realistic standard single fare to London.
People who think I should be able to obtain machine parts by light speed delivery from ****ing Germany.
People who fill up my Facebook feed with X Factor related bollocks.
People who make empty, uninformed arguments about things of which they've no understanding and try to engage me in debate even though I have a clear and logical advantage because their opinion is based on hearsay, lies, assumptions plucked from thin air and things they're making up on the fly.
People who say one thing and do the opposite.
People who perform inadequately in the job for which they're paid an enormous amount of money.
People who rent a room from me and shag loudly at 2am.
People. You're all ****s.
