People That Piss You Off

[Leesoh]

My stupid, cock-end housemate pulled out in front of someone on a roundabout the other day and badly dented all round the wheel arch. And her car failed its MOT yesterday........... lool.

Ha!

 

[Mawsley]

Thank you very much Mr. Banker,

Your offer is interesting and I believe that you've spent literally minutes thinking it up - but I'm ready for the question Mr. Edmonds.

...and the answer is 'No deal, Danny Alexander' and go **** yourself.

 

[Matt_B]

Miranda, you are not ****ing funny and you are a weird shape.

 

[Cate Fox]

Miranda, you are not ****ing funny and you are a weird shape.

I think she's quite funny....but wierdly tall

 

[Blue Maniac]

I think she's quite funny

Get a grip.

 

[Cate Fox]

Get a grip.

She's like Marmite. You hate, I like.

 

[Jeff]

She's like Marmite. You hate, I like.

I'm currently eating some marmite flavoured chocolate. I love marmite. I love chocolate. But this is weird.

 

[Biffa Bacon]

I'm currently eating some marmite flavoured chocolate. I love marmite. I love chocolate. But this is weird.

I saw some in bhs the other day and wondered who'd be silly enough to try some

 

[bocadillo]

I saw some in bhs the other day and wondered who'd be silly enough to try some

 

[Jeff]

I saw some in bhs the other day and wondered who'd be silly enough to try some

I only had it because Mrs Jeff bought it for me. Wouldn't have bought it myself.

 

[Macky]

I saw some in bhs the other day and wondered who'd be silly enough to try some

Apparently, Mrs Jeff thought exactly the same thing when she saw it

 

[Leesoh]

 

[Jeff]

Apparently, Mrs Jeff thought exactly the same thing when she saw it

She said she wanted to see my face when I tasted it.

 

[Mawsley]

Hotel Chocolate do chocolate with chilli peppers.

The people who own Hotel Chocolate are ****ing morons. I want coffee cream.

 

[Durham Fox]

Wankers at petrol stations who use the 'pay at pump' pumps and then proceed to pay at the kiosk. You've missed the ****ing point!

 

[spionfox]

FIFA. Morons.

 

[Jeff]

FIFA. Morons.

Make your mind up.

In another thread you said people should stick to the rules.

 

[MKFox]

She said she wanted to see my face when I tasted it.

Lol, tables turned....

 

[spionfox]

Make your mind up.

In another thread you said people should stick to the rules.

No I didn't.




(I very clearly said 'laws', not 'rules')

 

[Mawsley]

Consultants at KGH because if there exists a bigger collection of overpaid, incompetent, ignorant and obnoxious motherfuckers then I've yet to meet them.