spionfox
Well-Known Member
horse lovers also find no shame in having shit under their foreskins all of the time.
ffs
horse lovers also find no shame in having shit under their foreskins all of the time.
There's no such thing as private property if you want to park your fuel-guzzling spazwagon.
How about hitting people in the face with a cricket bat?
Christians.
Easter? Bollocks. You don't have a single event which hasn't amazingly occurred on a previous Pagan festival.
It's Ä’ostre and I will be feasting on traditional Pagan enchiladas and gin. **** your chocolate bunny rabbits and your "Hoppy Easter" eCards.
In fact - **** everyone who sends eCards too.
Shower of ****ing ****s.
Why didn't anybody warn me that it was Good ****ing Friday? There's sessions going off all over town tonight and I haven't got a drop of ****ing drink in! I only realised this morning that it was national Let's-close-all-the-****ing-pubs-because-Christians-are-****s day.
I'm like a dog over it. Bastards!
Wouldn't you prefer a hot cross bun?
Christians.
Easter? Bollocks. You don't have a single event which hasn't amazingly occurred on a previous Pagan festival.
It's Ä’ostre and I will be feasting on traditional Pagan enchiladas and gin. **** your chocolate bunny rabbits and your "Hoppy Easter" eCards.
In fact - **** everyone who sends eCards too.
Shower of ****ing ****s.
Why didn't anybody warn me that it was Good ****ing Friday? There's sessions going off all over town tonight and I haven't got a drop of ****ing drink in! I only realised this morning that it was national Let's-close-all-the-****ing-pubs-because-Christians-are-****s day.
I'm like a dog over it. Bastards!
You should be happy.Any person uttering the word "medal" as if it is the infinitive of a verb. If it wasn't bad enough that most of what constitutes the Olympics is nothing more than a bizarre hobby then I have to content with moronic competitors and commentators.
After the incident Karl Hudspith, president of the Oxford University Boat Club, wrote on Twitter: "To Trenton Oldfiled (sic); my team went through seven months of hell, this was the culmination of our careers and you took it from us."
You should be happy.
You might have more luck confronting him.The postman, who thinks my front lawn is a shortcut to ours and next door's letterbox. Use the path twatto.
...and how come when David Walliams (Britain's most talentless man?) swims down the Thames he's some kind of superhuman being but when Trenton Oldfield goes for a dip in a public river he gets charged with a public order offence?
I think there is a difference in the width and the length of the Thames
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 16 | 39 |
2 | Chelsea | 17 | 35 |
3 | Arsenal | 17 | 33 |
4 | Nottm F | 17 | 31 |
5 | Bournemouth | 17 | 28 |
6 | Aston Villa | 17 | 28 |
7 | Manchester C | 17 | 27 |
8 | Newcastle | 17 | 26 |
9 | Fulham | 17 | 25 |
10 | Brighton | 17 | 25 |
11 | Tottenham | 17 | 23 |
12 | Brentford | 17 | 23 |
13 | Manchester U | 17 | 22 |
14 | West Ham | 17 | 20 |
15 | Everton | 16 | 16 |
16 | Palace | 17 | 16 |
17 | Leicester | 17 | 14 |
18 | Wolves | 17 | 12 |
19 | Ipswich | 17 | 12 |
20 | Southampton | 17 | 6 |