People That Piss You Off
- Thread starter Melton Fox
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Mawsley
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How about hitting people in the face with a cricket bat?
Leesoh
Active Member
Just make sure that there are no witnesses...
Mawsley
Well-Known Member
Christians.
Easter? Bollocks. You don't have a single event which hasn't amazingly occurred on a previous Pagan festival.
It's Ä’ostre and I will be feasting on traditional Pagan enchiladas and gin. **** your chocolate bunny rabbits and your "Hoppy Easter" eCards.
In fact - **** everyone who sends eCards too.
Easter? Bollocks. You don't have a single event which hasn't amazingly occurred on a previous Pagan festival.
It's Ä’ostre and I will be feasting on traditional Pagan enchiladas and gin. **** your chocolate bunny rabbits and your "Hoppy Easter" eCards.
In fact - **** everyone who sends eCards too.
Macky
Gruntled Member
Shower of ****ing ****s.
Why didn't anybody warn me that it was Good ****ing Friday? There's sessions going off all over town tonight and I haven't got a drop of ****ing drink in! I only realised this morning that it was national Let's-close-all-the-****ing-pubs-because-Christians-are-****s day.
I'm like a dog over it. Bastards!
The Major
Active Member
Wouldn't you prefer a hot cross bun?
Macky
Gruntled Member
I'd prefer a hot, cross whore carrying a bottle of Jamesons
Steven
Active Member
Maybe this bloke should be your vicar. :icon_wink
'Have a lie-in, have sex, and eat chocolate': Vicar's novel suggestions for an alternative Easter celebration
Mawsley
Well-Known Member
They have no bloody shame!
RHYDAL
Well-Known Member
You should be happy.
Mawsley
Well-Known Member
...and how come when David Walliams (Britain's most talentless man?) swims down the Thames he's some kind of superhuman being but when Trenton Oldfield goes for a dip in a public river he gets charged with a public order offence? What's so damn special about two elitist universities pissing about in boats that gives them the right to close off the river?
1. You expressed your feelings on Twitter = you're a ****.
2. You equate rowing practise to going through Hell = you're a ****.
3. It's not a career, it's a hobby, and you lost because you weren't as good as the other bunch of elitist ****ers.
4. You're a ****.
1. You expressed your feelings on Twitter = you're a ****.
2. You equate rowing practise to going through Hell = you're a ****.
3. It's not a career, it's a hobby, and you lost because you weren't as good as the other bunch of elitist ****ers.
4. You're a ****.
Mawsley
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Damn.
drew
Active Member
You might have more luck confronting him.
Darth Vodka
Well-Known Member
I think there is a difference in the width and the length of the Thames
You're right. Walliams spent far more time in the river, so he should be charged with a much more serious offence.
camberwell fox
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The only problem is i am unaware of a law which covers being a twat, if there was this site would be empty.
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