People That Piss You Off

[Matt_B]

You'd be extinct without us, iRich.

Yup.

Also I like iRich, makes him sound gadgety and shiny.

 

[Leesoh]

The human race would be extinct if it followed my example.

 

[SwedeFox]

I'm with you, Rich.

 

[Mawsley]

There's enough eggs in storage, and by the time the last one died out we'd have robots to take their place.

I'd love to live in a robot utopia. You'd never find a robot moving your stuff and putting it somewhere else. Robots would go into your garage and make a bloody great mess. Robots wouldn't manage to take the almighty lasagne and turn it into something resembling cat-sick.

I'd love to marry a robot, especially a sexy one with big tits.

 

[Jeff]

I'd love to marry a robot, especially a sexy one with big tits.

 

[The Major]

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But will she still respect me in the morning?

 

[Macky]

But will she still respect me in the morning?

To be fair Major, I can't even imagine a human doing that

 

[Mawsley]

I'd prefer one of the pleasurebots from Futureworld

 

[The Major]

To be fair Major, I can't even imagine a human doing that

:icon_cry: Back to sitting on my hand again for me then.

 

[Mawsley]

:icon_cry: Back to sitting on my hand again for me then.

There you go then...

 

[Blue Maniac]

Women. I honestly think I will never understand them. Not worth the bloody hassle.

I know what you mean. I've got one suddenly, inexplicably interested after three and a half years of 'just friends'-type calls and texts. Unfortunately I'm no longer available...

 

[Mawsley]

I know what you mean. I've got one suddenly, inexplicably interested after three and a half years of 'just friends'-type calls and texts. Unfortunately I'm no longer available...

How did Beaumont take it?

 

[SwedeFox]

I know what you mean. I've got one suddenly, inexplicably interested after three and a half years of 'just friends'-type calls and texts. Unfortunately I'm no longer available...

There's your clue!

 

[tedfoxxx]

Blaarev, the chap living in Norway that posts on here pisses me off. The bastard has set a score on Curveball in the arcade that no matter how many hours I waste I can't quite beat.

 

[FOX Franks]

Blaarev, the chap living in Norway that posts on here pisses me off. The bastard has set a score on Curveball in the arcade that no matter how many hours I waste I can't quite beat.

Thank god in not the only one using tb as a superb procrastination station. Also, I hate housemates that complain their broadband is too slow because people are using it… and are yet to pay for last month. Grrr

 

[tedfoxxx]

Thank god in not the only one using tb as a superb procrastination station. Also, I hate housemates that complain their broadband is too slow because people are using it… and are yet to pay for last month. Grrr

My housemate has a friend visiting at the minute. I say visiting, the **** has virtually moved in, and developed a taste for food and drink that doesn't actually belong to him. He's been here for two weeks now and my housemate, who is a bone idol ****er at the best of times hasn't washed up or cleaned up after himself in weeks.

Naturally I put all of the stuff he had left on the living room floor and the plates and cutlery he had left lying around the kitchen in a bin bag and hid it in the airing cupboard.

And it worked! He washed up and hoovered. I say hoovered, he dragged it around behind him with his bottom lip stuck out.

Him and his mate still stay up until 5 in the morning though, playing ****ing warhammer or something his room.

 

[RHYDAL]

Blaarev, the chap living in Norway that posts on here pisses me off. The bastard has set a score on Curveball in the arcade that no matter how many hours I waste I can't quite beat.

Try Mumu instead. Easy highscore there for the taking.

 

[tedfoxxx]

I've done it! Finally Curveball master again.

 

[H T B]

I've done it! Finally Curveball master again.

Well, it was Pi day

 

[lazzer]

Silly old orange twats who never wanted anything to do with the club especially in administration and now get themselves photographed in the sun with the cup and wearing a city shirt purely because somebody royally ****ed up and chose them to represent this country in the eurovision song contest.