People That Piss You Off
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Mawsley
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There's enough eggs in storage, and by the time the last one died out we'd have robots to take their place.
I'd love to live in a robot utopia. You'd never find a robot moving your stuff and putting it somewhere else. Robots would go into your garage and make a bloody great mess. Robots wouldn't manage to take the almighty lasagne and turn it into something resembling cat-sick.
I'd love to marry a robot, especially a sexy one with big tits.
I'd love to live in a robot utopia. You'd never find a robot moving your stuff and putting it somewhere else. Robots would go into your garage and make a bloody great mess. Robots wouldn't manage to take the almighty lasagne and turn it into something resembling cat-sick.
I'd love to marry a robot, especially a sexy one with big tits.
The Major
Active Member
But will she still respect me in the morning?
Macky
Gruntled Member
To be fair Major, I can't even imagine a human doing that
The Major
Active Member
:icon_cry: Back to sitting on my hand again for me then.
Mawsley
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Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
I know what you mean. I've got one suddenly, inexplicably interested after three and a half years of 'just friends'-type calls and texts. Unfortunately I'm no longer available...
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Mawsley
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How did Beaumont take it?
SwedeFox
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There's your clue!
FOX Franks
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tedfoxxx said:
Thank god in not the only one using tb as a superb procrastination station. Also, I hate housemates that complain their broadband is too slow because people are using it… and are yet to pay for last month. Grrr
tedfoxxx
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My housemate has a friend visiting at the minute. I say visiting, the **** has virtually moved in, and developed a taste for food and drink that doesn't actually belong to him. He's been here for two weeks now and my housemate, who is a bone idol ****er at the best of times hasn't washed up or cleaned up after himself in weeks.
Naturally I put all of the stuff he had left on the living room floor and the plates and cutlery he had left lying around the kitchen in a bin bag and hid it in the airing cupboard.
And it worked! He washed up and hoovered. I say hoovered, he dragged it around behind him with his bottom lip stuck out.
Him and his mate still stay up until 5 in the morning though, playing ****ing warhammer or something his room.
RHYDAL
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Try Mumu instead. Easy highscore there for the taking.
H T B
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lazzer
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Silly old orange twats who never wanted anything to do with the club especially in administration and now get themselves photographed in the sun with the cup and wearing a city shirt purely because somebody royally ****ed up and chose them to represent this country in the eurovision song contest.
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