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Tapatalk doesn't tell you who is being quoted - Is that from an irate Isaac Newton? I believe his best friend as a child was a sheep called Mr.P.
 
Whoever said that was the hardest word is a c***.

Knife is far harder. And Kalashnikov is a mentalist.

Not if your carve the word 'sorry' out of granite and make the word 'knife' out of Alphabety Spagetti - then who's the ****, eh?
 
I cant believe I was subjected to road rage yet again on the way home. Why do some men feel the need to intimidate and scare women drivers? I hope he ****ing dies in the most painful way possible the **** (and I NEVER use the C word).
 
I don't discriminate like that, that's shocking behaviour you were subjected to Cate. :056:

I always attempt to intimidate and scare everyone regardless of gender, colour, or sexual orientation. I must admit that I go out of my way to victimise Catholics though.
 
I was cut up by a dickhead this morning, who also needed to use the same petrol station that I was going to use. The dickhead, after dithering over which pump to use, chose the one next to mine. I don't think he expected to have his inconsiderate driving criticised, as the smug grin very quickly left his ugly, pock-marked face.
 
I was cut up by a dickhead this morning, who also needed to use the same petrol station that I was going to use. The dickhead, after dithering over which pump to use, chose the one next to mine. I don't think he expected to have his inconsiderate driving criticised, as the smug grin very quickly left his ugly, pock-marked face.

I wish I had that chance... this wanker tried to run me off the road, laughing the whole time he did it, the ****ing old bastard. I am now so angry I just want to find him and throttle him.
 
Not if your carve the word 'sorry' out of granite and make the word 'knife' out of Alphabety Spagetti - then who's the ****, eh?
Have you ever carved, or seen the word carved in granite? I think not. Granite is too hard a word to allow it.
Knife is hard no matter the medium. Solid. Not like that pussy spoon.
The c*** is still Steven. He was chosen by his peers. Democratically. That's another pussy word.
 
people who post something on Facebook for their friends to agree with, who then get pissed off when you provide an opinion different to theirs.
 
people who post something on Facebook for their friends to agree with, who then get pissed off when you provide an opinion different to theirs.


Is this because I called you an amateur?
 
Women. I honestly think I will never understand them. Not worth the bloody hassle.
 
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