Melton Fox
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I went to Asda at Thrumaston the other day, for the first time ever I understood what on Earth the bird on the tills said to me
People That Piss You Off
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Leesoh
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Mr H does that. After telling them what he thinks, of course. :icon_roll
highland fox
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And the ones who say ''How are you today'':icon_roll Why do you want to know if I'm totally pissed off I'm hardly likely to tell you am I ? what you going to do sing me a song,
Just get my 10 tins Of Saver Beans through the scanner and I will be on my way.
Just get my 10 tins Of Saver Beans through the scanner and I will be on my way.highland fox
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Melton Fox
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fcukcov
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ona similar note, bansk that let their staff have their feckin lunches between 12 and 2. That is the busiest period and when most people wnat to use a bank in their own lunch hours so only having two staff left to run the place is a stupid fecking idea. HSBC have to eb the worst for this. The staff from the hinckley one are usually in the pub over lunch.
highland fox
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Never worked in retail then?
Yeah and the shelves were fully stocked when it was quiet at night and not at 11 on a Sunday morning so nobody can get thier trolleys down the Aisles.Don't make excuses for them MG these people are beyond sympathy:icon_wink
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
People that still say "I'm just going to spend a penny", ****s sake get with inflation will you. I can't take a piss in Melton for less than twenty ****ers. Robbing bastards, I go home desperate for a piss with a bladder about to explode and as a result I get an infection.
I then have to spend £10 on Antibiotics. Clever bastards, I can see through your little plan, don't pay for a piss and you'll have to pay for your treatment, we'll get your ****ing money somehow
I then have to spend £10 on Antibiotics. Clever bastards, I can see through your little plan, don't pay for a piss and you'll have to pay for your treatment, we'll get your ****ing money somehow
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homer
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Ditto women who say "I'm going to powder my nose"
No you're not you lying feckers - you're having a slash or going for a good dump. Be honest, for once
Yorkshire Vixen
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why do women go to the toilets in pairs 
homer
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why do women go to the toilets in pairs
For some full on lezzer action in the cubicle ??
muzzysgal
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why do women go to the toilets in pairs
I always thought it was so they could gossip about the other people they were with
Yorkshire Vixen
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I always thought it was so they could gossip about the other people they were with
maybe or it could be theyre scared of being attacked by the grim reaper
muzzysgal
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maybe or it could be theyre scared of being attacked by the grim reaper
Never thought of that! :icon_wink
lazzer
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I always thought it was so they could gossip about the other people they were with
so they slag off any women left behind
Durham Fox
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maybe or it could be theyre scared of being attacked by the grim reaper
Hows having another woman with you going to stop you from dying?
muzzysgal
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fcukcov
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If its anything like the dream i had saturday night you could kick the grim reaper in the bollocks.
Yorkshire Vixen
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lazzer
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