Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded winter 2022/23 rumours thread

[alex]

 

[Graz]

Finally a signing, hopefully!

Left back is a position we've been crying out for so I hope this guy is good, both defensively and going forwards. But even if he can just do one of those well he'd be an improvement on Luke Thomas.

A decent left back might also help improve the form of Harvey Barnes?

It's a lot of money for a left back though... Hope he's good!

 

[DillyDing22]

He wouldn't though.

That's the point.

Now how do you know that...

What he's done for other teams is completely irrelevant.

 

[H T B]

Finally a signing, hopefully!

Left back is a position we've been crying out for so I hope this guy is good, both defensively and going forwards. But even if he can just do one of those well he'd be an improvement on Luke Thomas.

A decent left back might also help improve the form of Harvey Barnes?

It's a lot of money for a left back though... Hope he's good!

Think you’re being harsh on young Luke
Harvey is the senior player and should be helping out Luke a lot more than what he does.
Not just defensively , which is bloody woeful at times, but also going forward , he should be telling Luke when and where he wants the ball played, not stand there like a sore thumb

 

[Payne74]

I tried that when I was 20. The decision was followed by an 18 month sex drought. The drought ended a fortnight after I shaved it off. A lesson well learned.

Blimey 18 months it took you a looooooooong time to learn are you Brendan Rodgers ?

 

[Payne74]

Copenhagen have confirmed negotiations with Leicester City over a transfer for 20-year-old Danish left-back Victor Kristiansen, but said a deal is not a certainty. (Leicester Mercury)

 

[Lako42]

Think you’re being harsh on young Luke
Harvey is the senior player and should be helping out Luke a lot more than what he does.
Not just defensively , which is bloody woeful at times, but also going forward , he should be telling Luke when and where he wants the ball played, not stand there like a sore thumb

This new lad hasn't got a ****ing clue that he'll be the only player on that side of the pitch

Poor sod

 

[glyn]

are we sure he’ll actually play left back….?

After of course the inevitable three week delay of getting him to “full fitness”

 

[Thefoxinoz]

When are we putting a bid in for a new manager!

 

[Jimmy Lad]

Danish journalist says he has great potential but should not be considered as a ready made first teamer, more one for the future.
Should be up and running for the Championship next season then.

 

[Blaarev]

After of course the inevitable three week delay of getting him to “full fitness”

Very likely since their last league game was mid-November and the next is mid-February

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Blimey 18 months it took you a looooooooong time to learn are you Brendan Rodgers ?

I didn't realise it was the beard. I thought it was because I was a twat.

 

[Payne74]

I didn't realise it was the beard. I thought it was because I was a twat.

When I was 20 going without a shag after 24hours would of put me in a meltdown let alone 18 months...

 

[give_us_a_wave]

When I was 20 going without a shag after 24hours would of put me in a meltdown let alone 18 months...

I was in constant meltdown for the entire time. I even had to get a job to distract me from it. & wank a lot obviously. A hell of a lot.

 

[Payne74]

I was in constant meltdown for the entire time. I even had to get a job to distract me from it. & wank a lot obviously. A hell of a lot.

I was fortunate that I was shagging a friends mum who was in her early 40's and horny as hell, her place of work was past my flat so every morning she would leave home an hour early just to have sex with me, happy days.... Until her husband found out

 

[Elon Bust]

Hopefully he'll be a more successful signing than the previous Danish defender.

 

[Blaarev]

Hopefully he'll be a more successful signing than the previous Danish defenders.

Fixed it for you.

Remember Jacob Laursen?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Fixed it for you.

Remember Jacob Laursen?

Jesus wept

 

[fitz]

Fixed it for you.

Remember Jacob Laursen?

Some ex players are easily forgotten. Not him though....

 

[tedfoxxx]

Some ex players are easily forgotten. Not him though....

All I remember is that he was shit and looked a bit like the English bloke from Buffy the Vampire Slayer