The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, Summer 2024 rumours thread.

[Blaarev]

If league tables were permanently done on club names every season, I wonder how long it would be before we got relegated. 3 years? Ish?

We would have changed our name to Aaaaaaah! Leicester!!!! by then

 

[Blue Maniac]

We would have changed our name to Aaaaaaah! Leicester!!!! by then

If they followed the pattern of decision-making from the last three years or so, they’d more likely go with Zzyzzx Leicester

 

[Miles Away]

If they followed the pattern of decision-making from the last three years or so, they’d more likely go with Zzyzzx Leicester

And charges the fans 5 quid a letter to add the letters to the logo on their kits.

 

[homer]

Hopefully this is completely made up bollocks. Absolute dog filth of a player

 

[Miles Away]

Hopefully this is completely made up bollocks. Absolute dog filth of a player

By Coopers admission we are on to our "other targets", so we've likely struck out on our first choices.

 

[homer]

By Coopers admission we are on to our "other targets", so we've likely struck out on our first choices.

****ing hell, didn’t think the barrel could get lower than Jordan ****ing Ayew, but I was clearly way off on that one

Sit tight behind the sofa and watch through your fingers….

 

[pork pie fox]

Definitely feels like a season where my "I'm there for the day out and not just the football" mentality pushes further towards the day out side of things.

 

[Miles Away]

****ing hell, didn’t think the barrel could get lower than Jordan ****ing Ayew, but I was clearly way off on that one

Sit tight behind the sofa and watch through your fingers….

Nah, we drew with Mansfield a decade ago, no sweat.

 

[homer]

 

[Graz]

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Looking forward to this being used against you when we're top of the league in October.

 

[Micky]

 

[homer]

Winger…….

 

[City Fan]

That would be a quality signing

 

[City Fan]

Winger…….

He's not though.

Groundhog day…

 

[Miles Away]

That would be a quality signing

Agreed.

 

[Micky]

Whinger…….

Yep

 

[City Fan]

Yep

Don’t worry, with any luck he’ll be off to support Chelsea soon.

 

[alex]

Would be a great signing.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Liverpool are ****s if they don't want him (well, Liverpool are ****s anyway but you know what I mean) Quality player with a touch of the unpredictable about him. Which means he probably won't come here.

 

[Blaarev]

Liverpool are ****s if they don't want him (well, Liverpool are ****s anyway but you know what I mean) Quality player with a touch of the unpredictable about him. Which means he probably won't come here.

How predictable of him.