The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, Summer 2024 rumours thread.

[Micky]

Wilf’s heat map from last season will show he’s a number 8 apparently.

And Ricardo’s heat map from last season will shows he’s a central midfielder.

Doesn’t mean they are though, does it?

Homers heat map has him stationed predominantly outside of that dodgy house in Highfields.

 

[FOX Franks]

Loaning Brighton players.

I am less worried about this. There are many examples of premier league clubs loaning players to other premier league clubs and it working out well for the club that is loaning in.

 

[homer]

Loaning Brighton players.

Brighton are on a completely different level to where we find ourselves right now

Makes perfect sense to me

 

[Miles Away]

Brighton are on a completely different level to where we find ourselves right now

Makes perfect sense to me

Well, yes. I agree.

 

[Blue Maniac]

‘member when Newcastle loaned LuaLua to Portsmouth and he went and scored against them? Good times.

 

[homer]

All these rumours are great but you just can’t beat Sean from Enderby…..

 

[H T B]

‘member when Newcastle loaned LuaLua to Portsmouth and he went and scored against them? Good times.

Is that when we sang “ he thinks you’re shit, he thinks you’re shit. Robson thinks you’re shit”

 

[Blue Maniac]

Is that when we sang “ he thinks you’re shit, he thinks you’re shit. Robson thinks you’re shit”

Probably weren’t many City fans there

 

[lazzer]

All these rumours are great but you just can’t beat Sean from Enderby…..

Bus wanker

 

[popillius]

All these rumours are great but you just can’t beat Sean from Enderby…..

**** sake Sean.....


Unless we're planning on playing the **** on the wing.

 

[City Fan]

All these rumours are great but you just can’t beat Sean from Enderby…..

Ffs not another winger

 

[homer]

**** sake Sean.....


Unless we're planning on playing the **** on the wing.

He’s a number 10, you ****wit

 

[Blue Maniac]

He’s a number 10, you ****wit

Which as we all know is just a central winger

 

[fitz]

**** knows how his name is pronounced (even though I have seen him play). Get him in so we can sing this

Oh, this is the night
It's a beautiful night
And we call it Buona notte
Look at the skies
They have stars in their eyes
On this lovely Buona notte

Close enough

 

[jb5000]

Ffs not another winger

Don't talk daft, he's a goalkeeper.

But getting him in will let us play Hermansen there.

 

[City Fan]

Don't talk daft, he's a goalkeeper.

I don’t believe you, let’s judge it based on his heat map.

 

[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

Shorter goalie in goal. Taller one up front to nod down the big kicks up front to Vardy to scoop into the goal.

 

[SJN-Fox]

All these rumours are great but you just can’t beat Sean from Enderby…..

Except he’s gone to Fiorentina. Must have got on the wrong bus.

 

[SilverFox]

Except he’s gone to Fiorentina. Must have got on the wrong bus.

Perhaps he didn’t fancy the challenge of wearing the number 10 shirt.

 

[M17TT C]

Loaning Brighton players.

Yeah but he's a pretty good one to be fair - he can provide the goals KDH would have likely got for us and he's also a really high energy/workrate player so he replaces that side of the game too.

This season we just need to stay up in whatever way possible as getting relegated, and likely having to face FL sanctions for last season, could be the death spiral we avoided last season.

If we get this lad in, he'll want to prove he's good enough to be starting in the PL and it should be extremely low risk as I'd imagine he'll be on a very sensible contract coming from Brighton, though he may get pissed off when he realises he only gets paid half of what some shite here get that haven't played in over a season!