The new "Things that piss you off" thread

[Nottingham Fox]

I'm not dressing up as Lara Croft again!

No 'treats' required on this occasion :icon_razz

 

[Leesoh]

No 'treats' required on this occasion :icon_razz

Intriguing....

 

[spionfox]

Stoke hoodlums stoning our fans.

(Bit out of date now but have been reminded of this in another thread!)

 

[Jeff]

Royal weddings.

Does it have to be on every single radio station?
At 6 in the morning FFS!

 

[city-faithful]

'We're having a wedding. You're paying. You're not invited either. Now run along and organise a street party in our honour. Theres a good little peasant.'

 

[LeeCovFox]

Twats on Facebook today.

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! What a wedding! Kate is a fitting princess indeed."

And several more comments of the same ilk.

What does she mean by "what a wedding"? Can anybody who watched enlightened me as to what happened at this wedding that doesn't happen at others?

 

[Mawsley]

What does she mean by "what a wedding"? Can anybody who watched enlightened me as to what happened at this wedding that doesn't happen at others?

Mine wasn't televised and I had to pay for it.

 

[The Major]

Twats on Facebook today.

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! What a wedding! Kate is a fitting princess indeed."

And several more comments of the same ilk.

What does she mean by "what a wedding"? Can anybody who watched enlightened me as to what happened at this wedding that doesn't happen at others?

It means, don't be such a miserable git.

 

[spionfox]

Can anybody who watched enlightened me as to what happened at this wedding that doesn't happen at others?

Apparently they planted trees in the church aisles.

 

[Macky]

It means, don't be such a miserable git.

Objecting to fawning ****tard slaves getting overexcited about a parasites' pantomime ****fest isn't being miserable. It's perfectly understandable

 

[The Major]

Objecting to fawning ****tard slaves getting overexcited about a parasites' pantomime ****fest isn't being miserable. It's perfectly understandable

I really feel that you need to let Jesus into your life.

 

[Steven]

I really feel that you need to let Jesus into your life.

On a philosophical or religious level?

 

[Blue Maniac]

I really feel that you need to let Jesus into your life.

Nobody should do that ever.

 

[Macky]

I really feel that you need to let Jesus into your life.

Not a chance, it's far too risky, he's a crazed sex maniac

 

[Steven]

Not a chance, it's far too risky, he's a crazed sex maniac

 

[The Major]

Not a chance, it's far too risky, he's a crazed sex maniac

A cry for help?

 

[Macky]

A cry for help?

If Jesus was trying to rape me, I probably would cry for help, yes

 

[Steven]

A cry for help?

More of a plea perhaps. :icon_bigg :icon_wink

 

[The Major]

More of a plea perhaps. :icon_bigg :icon_wink

:icon_bigg

 

[Mawsley]

If Jesus was trying to rape me, I probably would cry for help, yes

If Jesus was trying to rape me I'd photograph it and sell the pictures to the NOTW.

But seeing as they haven't been interested in any of my sex-pics to date I'm not holding out any hopes of a payday.