DillyDing22
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The random joke thread
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Profondo Rosso
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How do you make a hormone?
Refuse to pay her.
Refuse to pay her.
Darth Vodka
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dip the outside of the condom in chili sauce, i heard...
LCFC'sGodWears9
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Dentists are going on strike.... Brace yourselves.
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
The what?
LCFC'sGodWears9
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Just downloaded the new commentary pack for Fifa 11, it's really realistic, my girlfriend walked in and Andy Gray told her to '**** off back to the kitchen'..
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
I get the feeling I've heard it before.
Profondo Rosso
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Got mugged last night by four big ****ing bastards. They kicked the ****ing shit out of me, but against all odds, I managed to knock one out.
Probably not the best time for a wank but it could have been my last!
Probably not the best time for a wank but it could have been my last!
SwedeFox
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Darth Vodka
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i used to have a job crushing lemonade cans
worst job i ever had
soda pressing
worst job i ever had
soda pressing
Darth Vodka
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what's green and has wheels?
grass
(i lied about the wheels)
grass
(i lied about the wheels)
Blaby blue blood
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In order to lose weight I'm trying out a new diet. It's called the Christianity diet.
Rather than eating food, I'm being fed lies.
Rather than eating food, I'm being fed lies.
Blaby blue blood
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Little Johnny got kicked out of class today! The teacher asked him, "If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Joanne, £5 to Jane and £5 to Katie, what would you have?"
Apparently, "Three blowjobs and enough left for a kebab," was the wrong answer.
Apparently, "Three blowjobs and enough left for a kebab," was the wrong answer.
Blaby blue blood
Active Member
I went into a brothel and said, "How much for anal?"
She said, "Sixty quid."
I said, "Ah, that's a bit expensive. I think I'll leave it."
She said, "Tight arse."
I said, "Oh, go on then."
She said, "Sixty quid."
I said, "Ah, that's a bit expensive. I think I'll leave it."
She said, "Tight arse."
I said, "Oh, go on then."
Profondo Rosso
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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft...
Because proper tea is theft...
bocadillo
Water Gypsy
Why do those little Australian bears import unfiltered water from Liverpool to brew their daily cuppa?
Because the koala tea of Mersey is not strained.
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