The random joke thread

[Joe_Fox]

sound needed btw

I don't get it.

 

[fox58]

I don't get it.

wrong thread

 

[tedfoxxx]

What goes; green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, white?






































































Kermit having a wank......

 

[Motown Fox]

Whats a Chav's favourite McFlurry




Proper Mint

 

[Blue Maniac]

Whats a Chav's favourite McFlurry




Proper Mint

What's a McFlurry?

 

[Motown Fox]

What's a McFlurry?

http://www.facebook.com/pages/McDonalds-McFlurry/105878773167?v=photos

 

[Motown Fox]

A funeral was held for a guy with learning difficulties who was very popular. The grave was surrounded by all his friends from the The local Disability Community Project

After the Minister had finished praying his friends filed past the grave firstly a disabled guy John wheeled up to the grave then suddenly got up and folded up and threw his wheelchair into the grave out of respect for the guy who had died.

Then the blind woman Marcia walked up to the grave and out of respect folded up her white stick and threw that in the grave

Next the deaf guy Mark walked up to the grave and out of respect took off his earing aid and threw it in the grave.

Next the deaf and dumb guy Larry and his interpreter walked up to the grave and Larry started waving his hands in panic as he didn't know what to do to show respect for his great friend. Then he suddenly had an idea:lightbulb
So he picked up his interpreter and threw him in!!!!!!!

 

[Blue Maniac]

A funeral was held for a guy with learning difficulties who was very popular. The grave was surrounded by all his friends from the The local Disability Community Project

After the Minister had finished praying his friends filed past the grave firstly a disabled guy John wheeled up to the grave then suddenly got up and folded up and threw his wheelchair into the grave out of respect for the guy who had died.

Then the blind woman Marcia walked up to the grave and out of respect folded up her white stick and threw that in the grave

Next the deaf guy Mark walked up to the grave and out of respect took off his earing aid and threw it in the grave.

Next the deaf and dumb guy Larry and his interpreter walked up to the grave and Larry started waving his hands in panic as he didn't know what to do to show respect for his great friend. Then he suddenly had an idea:lightbulb
So he picked up his interpreter and threw him in!!!!!!!

You have found the joke with the lowest quality:length ratio in the entire world.

 

[Motown Fox]

Believe it or not that joke was on the BBC's SeeHear program as told by a guy with hearing difficulties so don't blame me about the quality:icon_wink

 

[Blue Maniac]

Believe it or not that joke was on the BBC's SeeHear program as told by a guy with hearing difficulties so don't blame me about the quality:icon_wink

I think that joke is an achievement. Well done to whoever devised it.

 

[Matt_B]

What do you get a deaf, dumb and blind child for Christmas?

His mum back from I'm a celebrity.

 

[Motown Fox]

Three guys, a wheelchair bound man, a guy in a neck brace and a chav with a broken arm, are sat in a bar when jesus walks in and sits down. They say to each other "Isn't that Jesus?" and they all agree that it is him. So the wheelchair guy buys Jesus a drink and comes back to the table. The neck brace guy also buys him a drink, so does the Chav. So Jesus finishes his drinks, and goes up to the table. He comes up to the wheelchair guy and says "For your kindness, you are healed." Sure enough, the wheelchair guy gets out of his chair and walks out. He goes to the neck brace guy and says "For YOUR kindness, you are healed." And the neck Brace guy takes it off and strolls out. So he goes up to the chav, and he's about to heal him, when the chav says: Don't you fookin touch me, I'm on disability!

 

[drummindefender]

Got jumped by three guys in an alleyway last night, thankfully I managed to knock one out.

Not the best time for a wank but what the hell.

 

[fosseboy83]

Cries of "super ! Smashing ! Great " can be heard all over cumbria, as one family from cockermouth finally get to use that ****ing speedboat they won on bullseye 10 years ago

 

[Blue Maniac]

Cries of "super ! Smashing ! Great " can be heard all over cumbria, as one family from cockermouth finally get to use that ****ing speedboat they won on bullseye 10 years ago

Ten years???

 

[drummindefender]

Ten years???

Are you boc in disguise?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Are you boc in disguise?

I'd love to be a trainee Boc.

 

[The Major]

Rumours were spreading around Cumbria that the recent flood water had uncovered deposits of gold.
Residents of Cockermouth risked the the rapid flow of the river trying to dredge up gold but all they found was some copper.

 

[MKFox]

Paddy & Mick are at the airport waiting for a flight,
Paddy say's "I wish I'd brought the TV with me,"
Mick say's "Why, are you bored?"
Paddy say's "No, I left the ****ing passports on it."

 

[Billyjof]

Tiger woods has become the first golfer to hit a water hazard followed by a tree obstruction in a one 400 yard drive.