Things that piss you off

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whats the difference between that and someone falling over or missing a bus:102:

No difference as far as I can see. Still one of those misfortunate things you see happening to someone, you shouldn't laugh but you still do. Well, you at least have a little chuckle in your head so you're not seen to be a disheartening bastard. :icon_lol:
 
The Thread is called ''Things that Piss you off '' not ''Things that Piss you off and are logical''
 
You seem to be in a good mood today HF, working your way nicely through a bottle of single malt ??
 
You seem to be in a good mood today HF, working your way nicely through a bottle of single malt ??

I don't drink Spirits but I'd like to be able to try all the different Malts unfortunately I hate the taste of it and am just a weak pissy lager drinker or the occasional Guiness
 
The Irn Bru advert based on 'The Snowman'.

If that were true to life the Snowman would have dropped the kid down on a hard surfaces and taken the can whilst it was still full.
 
Not being able to claim the 'gift' we received off a contractor yesterday. ****ing rules!

Mrs BB works at an old folks residential home. The staff are always having to refuse 'treats' even if it comes from the residents family. Fecking red tape drives you mad:mad:
 
School 1960 vs. School 2007

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
mates.

2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark.
Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with
assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny
started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video
shown on 6 internet sites.


Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes
a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a
disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him
a whipping with his belt.

1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster
care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers
being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair
with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.


Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school.

1960 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking
area.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug
possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.

1960 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.

2007 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for
graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit
against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from
core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a
living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model
plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1960 - Ants die.

2007 - Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic
terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home,
computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and
is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher,
Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
Becomes gay.
 
Well done Spion, was that yours or did you plagiarise it? Anyway, it sums up perfectly how ridiculous society is becoming. :023::038:
 
Well done Spion, was that yours or did you plagiarise it? Anyway, it sums up perfectly how ridiculous society is becoming. :023::038:

To be honest, I thought it was just a load of reactionary, fairytale nonsense.
No offence intended spionfox, but none of that has ever happened outside of somebody's imagination.
 
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