Things that piss you off

[Hector]

"Easi-cook" (20 minutes with EXACTLY the right amount of water) and "Boil in the Bag" (burn your fingers trying to cut open the bag) rice.

Doesn't everyone realise that ordinary long grain rice (boil for 11 minutes in an excess of water) is actually EASIER to cook, and tastes better than easi-cook rice.

 

[Matt_B]

People who keep saying "it's only man-flu" when I tell them I'll be lucky to see the day out with my virus.

 

[lazzer]

Tell me about it..:icon_roll my manflu virus is not being taken seriously

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Blackpool

 

[highland fox]

Cats..the animal not the Musical

 

[Dour]

Cats..the animal not the Musical

What's ****ing good about the musical.

 

[highland fox]

What's ****ing good about the musical.

I didn't say it was good:icon_conf

 

[Leesoh]

"Easi-cook" (20 minutes with EXACTLY the right amount of water) and "Boil in the Bag" (burn your fingers trying to cut open the bag) rice.

Doesn't everyone realise that ordinary long grain rice (boil for 11 minutes in an excess of water) is actually EASIER to cook, and tastes better than easi-cook rice.

Biffa Bacon will concur; it's one of his (many) bugbears. I used to amuse myself on shopping trips by pointing the stuff out to him and saying "shall we buy it", then standing back and watching the results!! :icon_lol:

 

[spionfox]

What's ****ing good about the musical.

Elaine Paige singing Memory. Really quite magical.

 

[fitz]

turning on the TV and hearing the words 'credit crunch' or 'carbon footprint', **** off - use some different words for a feckin change like recession or some quotes from Captain Planet!!

 

[Leesoh]

That child off of the Haribo advert. It's a thing, some kind of spawn of Satan.

 

[fosseboy83]

That child off of the Haribo advert. It's a thing, some kind of spawn of Satan.

the thing looks like my cousins kid, and that thing is the spawn of the beast

 

[Matt_B]

That child off of the Haribo advert. It's a thing, some kind of spawn of Satan.

Thank you! The missus thinks it's cute, I think it looks like a troll.

 

[drummindefender]

Thank you! The missus thinks it's cute, I think it looks like a troll.

most people would say the same about you mate its a good job she disagrees tho' :icon_wink

 

[Matt_B]

most people would say the same about you mate its a good job she disagrees tho' :icon_wink

But I'm incredibly well endowed, I doubt she is

 

[Leesoh]

Thank you! The missus thinks it's cute, I think it looks like a troll.

Cute? It needs a good slap!

 

[spionfox]

NTL/Virgin not being able to facilitate PHP on their users web pages

 

[enderby fox]

No one ringing up to buy my bastarding car after putting it in the paper!! buy it now. I want my new car asap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blue Maniac]

On the flogging-second-hand-tat note, anyone want a telly? Volume button's broke...

Ah, sod it, everyone knows that joke.

Things that piss me off: people who keep telling us to go by public transport, presumably forgetting that it a) is almost always prohibitively expensive, b) is unreliable and c) doesn't run late enough.

And cheap umbrellas.

And recruitment agencies.

And early morning texts from phone providers. Seriously, 8am on a Sunday, every week.

 

[GazLCFC]

No one ringing up to buy my bastarding car after putting it in the paper!! buy it now. I want my new car asap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hazzmans looking for a new one. Not sure on his budget though