You'll look back on it fondly in years to come when it consists of your midnight trip to A & E to pick him up after having his stomach pumped & various angles of your car nestled sideways in a ditch on the A47 (both real life events involving my little darlings)
Or the time he fell asleep on the train because he’d been drinking for 24 hours and instead of making it back to the big family get together to celebrate his 21st he wakes up in London St Pancras instead of Loughborough. (My finest hour)
Good stuff.
Not when you’re a penniless student and your mum is so angry that she’s blocked your number
It suits you ted
Utilitarianism in its purist form
Dates?
Nice
That’s not Santa. Santa has a face. That’s one of the characters from “don’t hug me I’m scared”
Fruit from the date palm tree. Popular in the Middle East.
| P | Pld | Pts | |
| 1 | Liverpool | 15 | 36 |
| 2 | Chelsea | 16 | 34 |
| 3 | Arsenal | 17 | 33 |
| 4 | Nottm F | 17 | 31 |
| 5 | Aston Villa | 17 | 28 |
| 6 | Manchester C | 17 | 27 |
| 7 | Newcastle | 17 | 26 |
| 8 | Bournemouth | 16 | 25 |
| 9 | Brighton | 17 | 25 |
| 10 | Fulham | 16 | 24 |
| 11 | Tottenham | 16 | 23 |
| 12 | Brentford | 17 | 23 |
| 13 | Manchester U | 16 | 22 |
| 14 | West Ham | 17 | 20 |
| 15 | Palace | 17 | 16 |
| 16 | Everton | 15 | 15 |
| 17 | Leicester | 16 | 14 |
| 18 | Ipswich | 17 | 12 |
| 19 | Wolves | 16 | 9 |
| 20 | Southampton | 16 | 5 |
