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Maybe. Not sure it qualifies as a 'gobsmacked' moment. Maybe Vardy has finally finished thinking about it and decided (been told by the other half) that he will indeed join Arsenal.

But I am prepared to be gobsmacked. I just keep fearing that maybe BR is going and NP is coming back for the 44th time. Bring on the gobsmacking. We can play gobsmack bingo.... Alleged Rape La Manga Fire Extinguishers Thailand MO'N at the Belfry GO4

Yes. It goes without saying but 'something is going on'. That said, I used to get told absolutely all sorts and the club's control of its information was as leaky as a sieve. Now its much harder; they really have tightened up. A colleague of mine who deals with a lot of football clubs and...

I can assure you he's not a professional, although he is very good. He trained with Kent for a bit I think. His problem has always been keeping fit. He keeps wicket to a very high standard. His batting technique is also sound, but he doesn't tend to make big runs very often. I'm not...

I played against him last season and one of my friends, who is a good bat to be fair, took him to pieces. He finished with pretty abysmal figures. Batted well though.

Leonard Cohen - Famous Blue Raincoat Bright Eyes - False Advertising Bob Dylan - You Belong to Me (great song - not a Dylan original - from movie soundtrack, forget the film) Hefner - Hymn for The Things We Didn't Do Joan Baez - Diamonds and Rust Joni Mitchell - River

What does everyone think of mackerel? I think it a much underrated fish. Even the tinned stuff is acceptable for a rushed lunchtime snack.

Are you assuming its a defensive midfielder due to the DM in Bert's tweet? If so, I believe that actually stands for Direct Message ie ... check your direct messages? There is a load of stuff going round about Michael Owen today now apparently contemplating offers from Championship sides...

Apologies all - I know this is boring for most, but there again, you can't claim you've not been warned since its all in the thread title. Anyway, the long and short of it is a very good friend of mine died aged 27 some years ago of cancer. Since, his brother and myself have been raising...

Regarding Balderstone in that article on the QoS website, this part is astonishing: In the game where Leicestershire won their first ever County Championship, on September 15 1975 at Chesterfield, Balderstone was on 51 not out against Derbyshire. After close of play he changed into his...

Cobb really should score more runs. He's a real asset in one day/twenty20, but needs to get used to getting his head down and batting time in the longer form of the game. Still have big hopes for him, even if he's not come on in the longer form of the game as much as we would have liked.

Bit disappointing. Danns has won me over recently with his all action displays. What he lacks in quality, is forgivable as he really does give everything. Still winds me up to see him in the news everyday for one reason or another. Okay thats an overreaction, but newspapers, Soccer AM, Club...

Rimming on a tram?

Can I wave my cock in here or is this place set up to escape people like me?

Gladly. I thought you'd never ask. Might draw the blinds first this time.

Get a room.

Yeah it was Wolves.

You say that but I was waving my actual, albeit admittedly very disappointingly sized, cock.

Well, the gin has run dry. Watching Wham v Mboro Is Hammill only at Boro on loan? Wish we had gone for him. Really like him.

With the amount of tea I've drunk today? No chance. I'm off home for a G&T in the garden! Have a good evening folks. PS. Sorry Matt!

It was going to be my last one - but I thought I'd better have the good grace to apologise and thank Matt for pointing out something which as it turned out really actually is racist. Oops.

You have missed a trick, but only in so much as failing to castigate me accurately. I should indeed have said hyperbole, but meiosis is a literary device, albeit the opposite of hyperbole. Meiosis is understatement for effect. Also, would like to point out I don't consider myself to be...

I accept that the use of the word pikey is inappropriate. I was only aware of its current use, which in my part of the world, is those who burgle, fly tip and do all display all manner of other types of anti-social behaviours. I have just done a little research and believe I now understand...

This is genuinely boring. I replied because you I was reading the thread with interest, saw the comment about pikeys and that making me a moron. That obviously applies to my profile. Usually when you post I do just ignore it. You might think you spout a better class of drivel than most.. an...

And to get back on topic - once we've all... or err, ONE of us has stopped getting offence on behalf of others... I think LCFC will do well vs Blackpool. The back four was a bit shambolic vs Chelsea - need this back to a settled and steady base. I'm not Danns' biggest fan but he was good...

Matt. I'm addressing this to you since you've obviously taken a bit of offence to something I've tweeted. I'm quite happy to say, I am @woolerswoolers. It does say in my profile I dislike pikeys. It doesn't say I hate them. What you've done there is exaggerate for effect. Meiosis you...

Which would effectively just be renaming it. It would still be the same old jobs for the boys.

Middle order looks very very fragile now then, especially with Taylor on his way. Need a dependable run maker (and crease occupier) for the middle order. From what I've heard its probably for the best anyway and I wouldn't be surprised if he simply failed whatever medical was in place.

Why should a player be concerned with a manager's previous record? I don't know- why don't you ask golden boy Bruno who mentions at the end of his paragraph that he is welcoming Nigel back as he is an honourable man? Is this not based on past experience? Should past experience be thrown...

In Einstein's day nothing so small had even been conceived. The equation as a general sort of model still stands up to a decent level of scrutiny.

Poyet is an idiot. I don't rate him as a manager either. Good player mind, just likes the sound of his own voice too much.

This has been dealt with already, but for the sake of clarity; there is. It's called an election.

Journeyman full backs criticising successful managers of international fame? You need to learn when to keep it shut Bruno. Next we'll have John Curtis popping back to give his £0.02 on why MO'N is a rubbish manager or perhaps Peter Canero's critique on Fabio Capello's managerial style?

Crikey. It's been a long and lonely road but I think I've found someone with some perspective and understanding on the issue. We should move out to the country together, throw away our televisions and live in glorious, glorious isolation.

There is a phrase which rings very true which goes something like... 'if someone needs to tell you how important they are, they aren't'. Its sort of similar with being professional Bruno. The more you bleat on about being professional the more people will think thats the image you want. If...

They are trying it on. I would expect unless the back down and compromise a little, NP will be forced in to resigning, as you say.

They are grim. Which is odd because cheese and baked beans are generally a winning combination.

I've sent a food parcel this morning. I hope he likes lentils.