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7 weeks on crutches donig **** all has taken a serious toll. I'm a right lard arse.

Aah, stop yer bellyaching fatboy.
There must be heaps of Evangelical churches in North Carolina; get yourself down there, speak in tongues, get yourself cured and throw down your crutches.
Praise Jebus!
 
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PRAISE THE LORD!
 
Aah, stop yer bellyaching fatboy.
There must be heaps of Evangelical churches in North Carolina; get yourself down there, speak in tongues, get yourself cured and throw down your crutches.
Praise Jebus!

I've tried everything Macky...Snakehandling was probably the most effective weightloss method...as the poison rotted both me hands off.
 
The train I got off yesterday was a virgin one, they all seem to have names.

I don't know who names them though- worryingly, this one was called the Virgin invader... :S


Having invaded your virgin, you could have come back on one called "Mission Accomplished".
 
Ready to penetrate Melbourne's tight alleyways during the day and sample a lovely little Moroccan tonight.
 
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