People That Piss You Off

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A normal day for Melts I know :icon_wink , but that is unlike you. :icon_conf :056:

I guess it is, but I'm struggling today. Everything I have touched or planned has gone down the pan over the past few days. Its made me feel a bit fragile and over sensitive! The huge 3 sausage cob I am about to demolish (against the orders of the Waffen NHS) will no doubt improve my demenour in the short term and when my dog greets me tonight wagging his tail off I will have got over it! :icon_wink
 
I'm expecting someone, some day, to come and ask me to accompany them to the toilet so that I can wipe their bottoms for them!

Is that an offer Lee?
 
People at a concert on the row behind you, complaining that you are standing up.:icon_eek:

It's a concert.
You sing along, dance a bit(well not much in my case). Wave your arms in the air for the slow songs.....

You do not sit on your arse all through a concert moaning about the people around you standing up!
:bang::bang:
 
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Bah!:icon_razz

It does say on all the concert tickets I've bought that you should be aware of the audience members standing during the show. So no point complaining I reckon!


I wouldn't mind so much if the two bints hadn't been drinking a fair bit in the hour or so before the concert proper started. They probably couldn't even see the stage anyhoo!
 
I hope you stay in your seat at the walkers
 
They all seemed to stick one into me at the same time!!! I wasn't standing for it, I gave them each a gobfull and then called time on the session.

You lead an interesting life Melton..... :icon_lol:
 
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