People That Piss You Off
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Matt_B
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Much preferable to dogs though, less preferable than a fish.
bocadillo
Water Gypsy
spionfox
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FryattFox
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Mawsley
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Save some Africans.
Not my job, there's animals in crisis who need my help more.
Yesterday I saw this one old donkey on TV who couldn't stand. I've seen Africans and they're all standing while queuing - could this donkey queue for rice? No, no he could not.
And what would he do with uncooked rice anyway? Do UNICEF care? Do they ****.
RHYDAL
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That wasn't a male, that was Joan Rivers. And she can pay someone to queue for her, and cook the rice too.
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RHYDAL
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Exactly. Nah, geroff.
Leesoh
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Overheard today:
Council Rep: Right, there's been no Housing Benefit or rent paid since March. Why are you in arrears?
Bloke: Yeah, we got jobs now, innit. They stopped us Housing Benefit, innit.
Council Rep: Ok, so they stopped your benefit, so why haven't you paid your rent?
Bloke: (long pause) I didn't know I had to.
Council Rep: Right, there's been no Housing Benefit or rent paid since March. Why are you in arrears?
Bloke: Yeah, we got jobs now, innit. They stopped us Housing Benefit, innit.
Council Rep: Ok, so they stopped your benefit, so why haven't you paid your rent?
Bloke: (long pause) I didn't know I had to.
Blaby blue blood
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Jealousy is an ugly trait Kingy :icon_wink
Matt_B
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why on earth would that wind you up? unless they are using company phones or are noisy of course.
spionfox
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Head Office accounts staff who haven't set me up properly on the online timesheet system, yet still maintain I'll be paid without any issues next week... I frickin hope so
Bet you regret moving now!
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
You'll get an email after they've all ****ed off home on Friday: "We have been unable to set you up on our online timesheet system and therefore you will unfortunately not be paid, at all."Head Office accounts staff who haven't set me up properly on the online timesheet system, yet still maintain I'll be paid without any issues next week... I frickin hope so
Cate Fox
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Not at all.
Well come Thursday morning if my 2 weeks salary isnt in my bank account when I check Wednesday evening, someone will be getting their head ripped off by my boss, who wants to ensure I'll be happy in my work :icon_lol:
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