People That Piss You Off

[Cate Fox]

Or Reeves and Mortimer's sticky stick?

Or ken dodd's tickle stick?

 

[RHYDAL]

Or ken dodd's tickle stick?

Or dog poo on a stick.

 

[Mawsley]

You want This Morning With Richard Not Judy's moon on a stick. You do. The moon on a stick.

 

[Jeff]

You want This Morning With Richard Not Judy's moon on a stick. You do. The moon on a stick.

I thought that was from Fist of Fun. Or did they do it on TMWRNJ too?

 

[Hector]

"We're in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun."

 

[drew]

I hope you have their ****ing pants down

So I wrote them a strongly worded letter as suggested by the police, apparently the fat mong was banging on our door at 9am this morning, so should be fun when I get home.

 

[Blue Maniac]

So I wrote them a strongly worded letter as suggested by the police, apparently the fat mong was banging on our door at 9am this morning, so should be fun when I get home.

Tomorrow's headline: Fat Mong Attacked With Own Hedge Trimmer.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Erased another batch of pointless people from my phone contacts. Perversely therapeutic.

 

[bocadillo]

Erased another batch of pointless people from my phone contacts. Perversely therapeutic.

ffs - how are you going to let me know when you arrive at Stansted now?

 

[Blue Maniac]

ffs - how are you going to let me know when you arrive at Stansted now?

Not all of them, Bob. You survived the cut, as did some other names that may surprise me in six weeks' time when I do the next batch.

The way it's phrased my post probably would have been more at home in the "What Have You Achieved Today?" thread. Never mind, it's relevant here.

 

[Cate Fox]

Not all of them, Bob. You survived the cut, as did some other names that may surprise me in six weeks' time when I do the next batch.

The way it's phrased my post probably would have been more at home in the "What Have You Achieved Today?" thread. Never mind, it's relevant here.

Charming...

 

[Blue Maniac]

Charming...

Eh?

 

[SwedeFox]

Eh?

Littering this thread with posts that better belong elsewhere - disgusting.

 

[Cate Fox]

Eh?

I know I've not survived the cut :icon_lol:

 

[Blue Maniac]

I know I've not survived the cut :icon_lol:

Yes, you have. I'm not going to hold a permanent grudge just because of a couple of petulant comments :icon_wink

 

[Cate Fox]

Yes, you have. I'm not going to hold a permanent grudge just because of a couple of petulant comments :icon_wink

Feck off :icon_lol:

 

[Blue Maniac]

Feck off :icon_lol:

:icon_bigg

The only people I've deleted are people who've ****ed me around. All but one of them are women. The odd one out is a cousin.

 

[Cate Fox]

:icon_bigg

The only people I've deleted are people who've ****ed me around. All but one of them are women. The odd one out is a cousin.

We're not all mad...just most.

 

[Mawsley]

"Ooh isn't the phone hacking scandal terrible? Imagine being their parents? Eee, terrible."

"I'm still going to buy the final edition though."

"Eee, you have to don't you. It's important to hear what they have to say."

"Yes, and it will be a collectors' item."

I hate the public

 

[Blue Maniac]

People (okay, young lads) who try to impress passing strangers by riding their bikes with their arms folded or their hands clasped behind their head or with their arms otherwise doing nothing that prevents them holding the handlebars like a normal person. Displaying a simple skill that anyone with normal balance can easily equal is a most bizarre form of showing off. It's like trying to impress people by spreading jam on some toast or walking in a straight line. When I see this, I imagine a 22-year-old man saying "look mum, I tied my own laces!"

****s.