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Jeff said:
Weather presenters telling us the weather is going to be "good" or "bad".
I like cool rainy days in the summer because it helps my hay fever, so don't tell me that's bad weather, it's good weather for a lot of people.
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I was just watching the weather forecast for Africa on BBC World and the weather girl said, "And it's staying fine and dry here", pointing at the Sahara Desert!
 
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Gove seems to find new and more mental ways to make himself look an even bigger spunk bubble every day.

Cuts £85million from the PE budget in 2012 Olympics year to propose a boat for Liz? £400k for ****ing bibles signed by him?

****.
 
People who use Twitter as a substitute for MSN Messenger. FFS, nobody is interested in your puerile chat!
 
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If you post total ****ing bollocks like this on your Facebook then you are no longer able to post bollocks like this on my Facebook.

An incident occurred in a supermarket recently when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (a black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served , and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark about the British Flag lapel pin which the female cashier was wearing on her blouse. The cashier reached............... up and touched the pin and said, 'Yes, I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him. The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and killing her countrymen explaining that she was Iraqi. At that point an elderly gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward and interrupted with a calm and gentle voice, and said to the Iraqi woman: 'Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of British men and women, just like this ladies son have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like YOU can stand here in Britain , which is MY country, and allow you to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in Iraq, which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be fighting there today. However - now that you have learned how to speak out and criticize the British people who have afforded you the protection of MY country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to Iraq. When you get there, and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as what you are here in Britain, then you should be able to help straighten out the mess which YOUR Iraqi countrymen have got you into in the first place, which appears to be the reason that you have come to MY country to avoid.' Apparently the queue cheered and applauded. IF YOU AGREE... Pass this on to all of your proud British & other worldly friends.. I just did!!! It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. It's also nice to be British and proud
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I'm amazed, considering I have quite a limited list on FB that anyone thick enough made it through my "friend" scrutineering.
 
Mawsley said:
If you post total ****ing bollocks like this on your Facebook then you are no longer able to post bollocks like this on my Facebook.



I'm amazed, considering I have quite a limited list on FB that anyone thick enough made it through my "friend" scrutineering.
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****ing astonishing nonsense. I hope you removed them from your friends list and told them to **** right off.
 
I'm not totally convinced that story actually happened. I need dates and locations before I make up mind on this one. Could you perhaps contact your friend and ask him to confirm the details ?

On the surface it looks like that whole turtle/snail scandal all over again
 
Blue Maniac said:
****ing astonishing nonsense. I hope you removed them from your friends list and told them to **** right off.
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He has been consigned to the friendship bin along with the annoying work colleague who kept inviting me to plough her field and collect jewels.
 
The ****ing twat that decided to derail his train outside Bletchley earlier today. :098:
 
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The ****ing twat that decided to derail his train outside Bletchley earlier today. :098:
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Who, in their right ****ing mind, would decide to derail a train? And after they'd made such a decision, how could they possibly have set out and achieve such a heinous crime?
 
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