People That Piss You Off

[Macky]

I don't know anyone called Rashers, but I did once know a girl who had a sister called Rasha, does that count?

Depends, does she drink flagons on the park much?

 

[camberwell fox]

I went to school with a lad called Neil Downs (poor bastard).

Used to say his brother was Ben, dad was Bob and his mum was Ida.

 

[Motown Fox]

I met someone the other day who called their kid Randolph. They were fairly well to do.

So as mum said to dad about their nipper "has randolph got his red rose reins dear

 

[Macky]

So as mum said to dad about their nipper "has randolph got his red rose reins dear

erm... wutdafuq

 

[Mawsley]

I should probably stop drinking flagons of cider on the park

So who the **** am I going to drink with?

Blackie has been sent down for 12 months, Rashers is in a rehab clinic, Badger died last Tuesday and Bomber is...****, I'm Bomber.

Looks like it's back to shouting at people in the High Street.

 

[SwedeFox]

So as mum said to dad about their nipper "has randolph got his red rose reins dear

erm... wutdafuq

That made me ROLFOLR.

 

[Billyjof]

On the fast ferry home, that's how I role in these parts. Actually usually take the bus. Why the **** are all the flash clowns on here wearing sun glasses on their head. Sunset here was over an our ago. Bunch of knobs.

 

[Cate Fox]

The fat munter bitch and her mate who are screaming across the road. Perhaps my fist in her face would give her something to scream about. Shut the ****ing **** up and turn off the shit dance muzak.

 

[homer]

The fat munter bitch and her mate who are screaming across the road. Perhaps my fist in her face would give her something to scream about. Shut the ****ing **** up and turn off the shit dance muzak.

That's no way to talk about your mum

Show some respect FFS

 

[Cate Fox]

That's no way to talk about your mum

Show some respect FFS

I would have to dig my mother up first Homey

 

[Mawsley]

*bang*

 

[Cate Fox]

My neighbours... they have very cleverly shut their mad Alsatian in the garden whilst the fireworks are going off all around us... non stop fecking barking for the last half hour. Bunch of twats.

 

[Mawsley]

I wonder if there were any Tory ****s in Thatcher's cabinet who didn't abuse children?

 

[Macky]

I wonder if there were any Tory ****s in Thatcher's cabinet who didn't abuse children?

It's hard to know, but you can be full sure that all of them knew and protected the ones that were actively raping children

 

[Dour]

I wonder if there were any Tory ****s in Thatcher's cabinet who didn't abuse children?

I'm sure there must have been. Well, one or two.

But Christmas dinner round at the Thatchers looks like it would have been terrifying - since it wasn't restricted to the usual Tory molesters but brought in celebrity child abusers.

 

[Mawsley]

It's hard to know, but you can be full sure that all of them knew and protected the ones that were actively raping children

I'm led to believe that cabinet sessions became nothing more than popping on a Super8 flick of child abuse while all the ministers were wanked off by their parliamentary private secretaries. Thatcher stood in an uplit corner, cackling and rubbing her hands.

I worked at a place where two teachers were ****ing each other in cupboards around the school, but mainly in the art department. We all knew.

 

[Miles Away]

The American electorate.

 

[Macky]

The American electorate.

But it's so exciting waiting to find out whose identical corporate sponsors have been the most successful, Rombama or Obamney?

 

[Blue Maniac]

The American electorate.

Feeling any better?

 

[Miles Away]

Feeling any better?

Yes.

Now I'm just swimming through the drama queen hysteria of the right wing. It's wondrous.