People That Piss You Off

[MHS]

Martin Fowler..

"Wot? Cozza maa mam"

"Ow Cud Y' do sucha fing?"

One of those faces you just want to punch...

Sonia deserves a right good slap as well

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Sonia deserves a right good seeing too as well

Thats dreadful MHS

 

[Leesoh]

People who say ''I'm having a go on the Lottery this week,it's a double Rollover''...Greedy ****ers how much money do they want? So when its only a Normal Jackpot its not worth it
Not that I do the Lottery:icon_roll

5 numbers and the bonus would do me, for now.

 

[MHS]

Thats dreadful MHS

I'd give that Dawn a good seeing to. And Honey.

 

[Nottingham Fox]

5 numbers and the bonus would do me, for now.

So you could stock up on strepsils and lempsip

 

[Nottingham Fox]

I'd give that Pat a good seeing to. And Peggy.

Your taste in woman is shocking MHS ... SORT IT OUT NOW !!! :icon_lol:

 

[MHS]

Your taste in woman is shocking MHS ... SORT IT OUT NOW !!! :icon_lol:

:icon_redf :icon_lol:

 

[MKFox]

people who piss you off....

wives who put a spoon down on the table where your wine was so when you put the glass back on the table it falls over and spills half a bottle of red over the cream rug in the lounge....

Especially after you've called her a stupid bint (6 months ago) for buying a cream rug when there are 2 small people in the house still carrying ribena and yoghurts around and she remembers your comments and twists them around and now blames you for ruining the fecking thing.........

And the wine's been wasted...

 

[Melton Fox]

I find violence is a good leveller

 

[Leesoh]

So you could stock up on strepsils and lempsip

And those Sudafed plug in refills. They cost a small fortune for what they are!

 

[Boy Genius]

What do you say to a wife with 2 black eyes?






















































Nothing, just give up, as you have already hit her twice and she never learns.....:icon_bigg

 

[Leesoh]

people who piss you off....

wives who put a spoon down on the table where your wine was so when you put the glass back on the table it falls over and spills half a bottle of red over the cream rug in the lounge....

Especially after you've called her a stupid bint (6 months ago) for buying a cream rug when there are 2 small people in the house still carrying ribena and yoghurts around and she remembers your comments and twists them around and now blames you for ruining the fecking thing.........

And the wine's been wasted...

It's funny, but I find husbands annoying, and I've only got one!

 

[Boy Genius]

It's funny, but I find husbands annoying, and I've only got one!

does his wife know?

 

[Leesoh]

does his wife know?

I'll ask........



:icon_roll

 

[Hector]

Smug, supercilious types who insist: "Oh, you should never keep your eggs in the fridge!"

Fridge maunfacturers who include compartments clearly designed for storing eggs.

 

[Macky]

Smug, supercilious types who insist: "Oh, you should never keep your eggs in the fridge!"

Fridge maunfacturers who include compartments clearly designed for storing eggs.

So who is it that pisses you off Hector?
The smug, supercilious types for their insistence or the fridge manufacturers for including a clearly unnecessary comparment?

 

[Hector]

So who is it that pisses you off Hector?
The smug, supercilious types for their insistence or the fridge manufacturers for including a clearly unnecessary comparment?

Both - for subjecting me to sleepless nights, in a sweat of anxiety over whether I'm doing the right thing by my eggs.

 

[highland fox]

Especially after you've called her a stupid bint (6 months ago) for buying a cream rug when there are 2 small people in the house still carrying ribena and yoghurts around and she remembers your comments and twists them around and now blames you for ruining the fecking thing.........

Amazing how women can remember things from 5 years ago when they need to

 

[Leesoh]

Both - for subjecting me to sleepless nights, in a sweat of anxiety over whether I'm doing the right thing by my eggs.

Never keep them in the same basket either.

 

[Matt_B]

Can't remember if I've posted this one before, but will do it again to express my annoyance.

The people in club and pub toilets who offer me the chance to "freshen up"

No, **** off, I wash my hands by myself every day, I don't suddenly need you to do it for me for the please of paying you a ****ing quid and getting a lolly and spray of shite aftershave in the eye.

Went out last night and they did it again, almost got into a fight with one for telling him to bollox with his spray