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[FryattFox]

What a twat. :icon_roll

Tourist complains about sight of fish in harbour

So you wouldn't mind if it was a pile of cow carcasses in the countryside?

 

[Macky]

So you wouldn't mind if it was a pile of cow carcasses in the countryside?

I wouldn't start bitching if I was walking through a slaughterhouse and saw some dead cows

 

[FryattFox]

I wouldn't start bitching if I was walking through a slaughterhouse and saw some dead cows

Is a harbour the same as a slaughterhouse?

 

[Macky]

Is a harbour the same as a slaughterhouse?

It's a much closer analogy than "the countryside"

 

[Leesoh]

Nothing to crow about - hens apparently eject ejaculate

:icon_eek:

 

[Macky]

Nothing to crow about - hens apparently eject ejaculate

:icon_eek:

I've certainly met a few birds that could do that, all down to pelvic floor control apparently

 

[Motown Fox]

Russian plane crash kills ice hockey players of Lokomotiv team as death toll likely to be Forty-three people

The deaths of 36 players and officials in a plane crash in Russia have been described as an "irreparable loss" by the Russian Ice Hockey Federation.

 

[RHYDAL]

I've certainly met a few birds that could do that, all down to pelvic floor control apparently

Gash gush. Lovely stuff.

 

[SwedeFox]

Russian plane crash kills ice hockey players of Lokomotiv team as death toll likely to be Forty-three people

I met the Swedish player a couple of times and he was a very nice man, and a good player as well. Was saddened when I heard about it. Another Munich.

 

[Steven]

Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg

 

[GazLCFC]

Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg

Drunk animals are funny...

 

[The Major]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-14896735

Roald Dahl's family has launched a campaign to save the hut in which the late author wrote many of his best-loved stories.

The small structure, which was built in the 1950s at the bottom of the Dahl's garden in Buckinghamshire, remains as he left it when he died in 1990.

But his family say it is in imminent danger of falling apart due to decay.

They hope to raise £500,000 to move it, piece by piece, to the Roald Dahl Museum, where it will be preserved.

Half a million to move a fecking shed? If it's that important let the Dahl family pay for it themselves.

 

[Mawsley]

Two hundred and seventy five articles about George Osborne helping Coulson into a job he shouldn't have had in return for covering up the stories of cocaine & SM hooker sex.

With a government full of incompetent self-serving, back-slapping ****s and perverts, it's like the 1980s never went away.

 

[Billyjof]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifesty...es-in-badger-den/story-e6frfhk6-1226137701868

Herald Sun, quality rag quoting from another quality rag. This passes as news down here.

 

[FryattFox]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifesty...es-in-badger-den/story-e6frfhk6-1226137701868

Herald Sun, quality rag quoting from another quality rag. This passes as news down here.

Who wouldn't want to watch a small Gordon Ramsay going at it?! It's the world's loss.

 

[Macky]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/family-shot-by-rebels-because-of-gaddafi-surname.html

 

[Chuck T Masala]

http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16074768
I couldnt get a decent signal on the B4027 Brinklow to Lutterworth yesterday!

 

[Steven]

Exciting times to be a theoretical astrophysicist. :icon_bigg

Speed-of-light experiments give baffling result at Cern

 

[Mawsley]

Exciting times to be a theoretical astrophysicist's PR department prior to a new funding campaign. :icon_bigg

Speed-of-light experiments give baffling result at Cern

Fixed

 

[FryattFox]

Infinite monkeys producing Shakespeare.

It's clearly a complete waste of time, but my favourite quote was:

Also in 2003, Paignton Zoo carried out a practical test by putting a keyboard connected to a PC into the cage of six crested macaques. After a month the monkeys had produced five pages of the letter "S" and had broken the keyboard.