The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, Summer 2024 rumours thread.

[Graz]

I had to look him up. First article I read about him described him as a winger...

Others say he's a "forward". I've seen him described as a second striker. On FIFA he's a ST and CF.

We are in dire need of a striker so hopefully that's what we're looking at him for.

 

[City Fan]

I had to look him up. First article I read about him described him as a winger...

I think Homer just had an embolism.

 

[Graz]

I think Homer just had an embolism.

I was tempted to just leave it at that to see Homer's reaction.

 

[Micky]

Wilfred Zaha anyone?

 

[Brown Nose]

Wilfred Zaha anyone?

It's a new name every hour at the moment. Which might not be a good indication of a well run club.

 

[lazzy]

Wikipedia suggests he's an amazing striker, at least when playing for his country:



Can we get a hypnotherapist to make him believe that LCFC is the Czech Republic?

 

[Graz]

Wikipedia suggests he's an amazing striker, at least when playing for his country:

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Can we get a hypnotherapist to make him believe that LCFC is the Czech Republic?

I think someone needs to Czech the accuracy of those stats

 

[Graz]

It's a new name every hour at the moment. Which might not be a good indication of a well run club.

Zaha has been a name in the mix for a few days at least.

I'm preferring to see that we're looking around and still actively trying to do business, since it seems to have gone very quiet since the early flurry of moves.

 

[Jeff]

It's a new name every hour at the moment. Which might not be a good indication of a well run club.

Zaha's not a new name though, the speculation about him was posted in this thread last week.

 

[popillius]

It's a new name every hour at the moment. Which might not be a good indication of a well run club.

Good to see you're paying attention.

 

[Brown Nose]

Good to see you're paying attention.

I'm back Babycakes.

 

[Robin127]

It's a new name every hour at the moment. Which might not be a good indication of a well run club.

But how many of those players are the club really looking at?

 

[popillius]

But how many of those players are the club really looking at?

Probably none.

Still won't stop some folk believing everything they read in the Daily Mail or on Sportsmole.

 

[Miles Away]

Does look like Zaha is happening.

 

[DillyDing22]

Does look like Zaha is happening.

WOTS

 

[Micky]

Does look like Zaha is happening.

Yep, it's on.

 

[Singapore Fox]

Yep, it's on.

Yes, it would appear deal is done.

 

[Singapore Fox]

 

[SJN-Fox]

Have the pixels been checked?

 

[H T B]

it does say soon under the arrow