The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, Summer 2024 rumours thread.

[homer]

And so, all potentially good things come to an inevitable end…

And then we are left in the darkest, filthiest of all foul and disgusting holes……..preparing to say hello to Jordan Ayew

 

[City Fan]

Whereas Ipswich have agreed a deal for Szmodics

 

[SilverFox]

Whereas Ipswich have agreed a deal for Szmodics

We are dopes. That is a good signing.

 

[SilverFox]

So in summary, everyone we’ve been linked with this week has had a look and said ‘nope’.

 

[SJN-Fox]

And who can blame them. Shambles.

 

[SilverFox]

In the eyes of the fans, Rudkin is basically the cat from the Simpsons

 

[Fox Fan]

In the eyes of the fans, Rudkin is basically the cat from the Simpsons

Totally unqualified for the job, danger signs going off all around, enemies with the theoretically much more competent Susan Whelan - Rudkin is Homer.

 

[SilverFox]

Totally unqualified for the job, danger signs going off all around, enemies with the theoretically much more competent Susan Whelan - Rudkin is Homer.

Oh! A five thirteen.

 

[Graz]

Oh FFS, the two exciting rumours that looked like they'd make an overnight difference to this squad are Gona in 48 hours.

Yay Cannon ..

 

[Miles Away]

It wouldn’t shock me if Cooper told them to **** off pretty sharpish here.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Yep wary.

But also weary from reading so much shite on here.

Shame you can't ignore yourself isn't it?

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Whereas Ipswich have agreed a deal for Szmodics

Apparently to 11m. Pocket change for a striker who knows where the back of the net is.

He’s 27 ffs.

 

[City Fan]

Shame you can't ignore yourself isn't it?

Ah as if by magic, here’s a fine example.

 

[Micky]

Let's sit tight. Patience is the key.

 

[popillius]

So, we made our offer to a player. We waited for him to say yes or no. A different offer that he preferred and that means he doesn't have to upsticks came in and he accepted that one.

And this is all the fault of the club....

Some folk love an excuse to bitch.

 

[Joe_Fox]

So, we made our offer to a player. We waited for him to say yes or no. A different offer that he preferred and that means he doesn't have to upsticks came in and he accepted that one.

And this is all the fault of the club....

Some folk love an excuse to bitch.

Awfully written post, this.

 

[Singapore Fox]

I’m afraid we are simply not an attractive proposition at the moment. I can understand why it’s going to be tough. As useless as I believe Rudkin is, I’m not sure anyone would fare better presently.

 

[The Old Fox]

Whilst a decent striker is needed; and that is going to be both difficult and expensive, I am a little disappointed (to say the least) that we haven't added a couple of reasonable midfielders. We are down to the bare bones in midfield and a couple of inexpensive workhorses shouldn't be beyond our abilities.

 

[Miles Away]

So, we made our offer to a player. We waited for him to say yes or no. A different offer that he preferred and that means he doesn't have to upsticks came in and he accepted that one.

And this is all the fault of the club....

Some folk love an excuse to bitch.

Happy with the recruitment then?

Reminder, we play on Monday.

 

[M17TT C]

It wouldn’t shock me if Cooper told them to **** off pretty sharpish here.

What if it is Cooper that is putting off players coming here?