The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, Summer 2024 rumours thread.

[homer]

It’s a swoop for a major transfer coup

 

[SilverFox]

We’re winning the “race”….

 

[Micky]

I like him. Cooper will get the best out of him. At Celtic he was wonderful (yes I know it was only Celtic) and for the French u21s he was fantastic. He's 26 and needs to be given a chance.

 

[homer]

 

[Micky]

 

[homer]

Oh my goodness this is actually happening in the real actual world

 

[popillius]

I like him. Cooper will get the best out of him. At Celtic he was wonderful (yes I know it was only Celtic) and for the French u21s he was fantastic. He's 26 and needs to be given a chance.

Pity he's been absolute dogshit since game 1 in the Premier League.

I smell an Ahmed Musa on the horizon.

 

[popillius]

Oh my goodness this is actually happening in the real actual world

It's like watching your favourite pub burn down.

 

[Micky]

Pity he's been absolute dogshit since game 1 in the Premier League.

I smell an Ahmed Musa on the horizon.

I'm going to give the guy a chance. I like him despite his poor showing at Palace.

 

[homer]

Edouard and Ayew together up front

#dreamteam

 

[Micky]

It's like watching your favourite pub burn down.

We did that last season under fake Pep.

 

[DillyDing22]

It's like watching your favourite pub burn down.

This forum is like watching my Year 9s react to keeping them for a minute after the bell.

Bunch of drama queens.

 

[Brown Nose]

Edouard and Ayew together up front

#dreamteam

If it wasn't for tax reasons, we'd have had Zaha too.

Roy Hodgson running our recruitment now?

 

[Brown Nose]

Oh my goodness this is actually happening in the real actual world

Remember Sensi and Harrison?

Medicals mean feck all with our lot.

 

[homer]

Remember Sensi and Harrison?

Medicals mean feck all with our lot.

Stop filling me with blind hope, you complete bastard

 

[popillius]

We did that last season under fake Pep.

Yeah. Winning the league was proper ****ing depressing.

 

[popillius]

Remember Sensi and Harrison?

Medicals mean feck all with our lot.

I'm ****ing praying that all of our clocks are 14 seconds slow.

 

[City Fan]

Miserable bastards the lot of ya

 

[Miles Away]

Meh. He was highly rated at one point. Cheap and worth a punt.

Generally, though, the squad looks like cannon fodder you usually see from a promoted side. Bit depressing really.

 

[Miles Away]

Is Soumare really staying?

Biggest failure of the entire window if so.