The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, Summer 2024 rumours thread.

[Micky]

Yeah. Winning the league was proper ****ing depressing.

It was the slowest ****ing fire ever. Never ending pain.

 

[Graz]

I don't think there's been any bigger butterfly effect/sliding doors moment in this club's history than missing out on the top 4 for the second time.

We went from lining up Robin Goosens to signing Ryan Bertrand on a free and it's all been downhill ever since.

 

[Graz]

Is Soumare really staying?

Biggest failure of the entire window if so.

We're never getting rid of him.

Rudkin will probably give him a new contract at some point.

 

[Brown Nose]

I'm still wondering where Chilwell will end up?

 

[homer]

I'm still wondering where Chilwell will end up?

 

[FOX Franks]

Is Soumare really staying?

Biggest failure of the entire window if so.

Danny Ward is still here

 

[Micky]

I'm still wondering where Chilwell will end up?

In the Chelsea u23s.

 

[Micky]

Ben Nelson to Oxford.

 

[popillius]

Is Soumare really staying?

Biggest failure of the entire window if so.

We can't just get rid.

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[homer]

****ing hell, what a complete nightmare

 

[homer]

Ben Nelson to Oxford.

Surely not

Cooper loves them young players

 

[City Fan]

Edouard and Ayew together up front

#dreamteam

Yeah it’s not as if Palace have continued to stay up with those two up front.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Looks like is odds on then.

(I’ll get me coat).

 

[Graz]

Well, it's a striker at least...

 

[Blue Maniac]

Well, it's a striker at least...

Had a pretty accurate shot at one time apparently

 

[popillius]

Yeah it’s not as if Palace have continued to stay up with those two up front.

The **** are you on about?

 

[DillyDing22]

Going to all depend on Osimhen…

Osimhen to Chelsea
Sterling to Arsenal
Nketiah to Palace
Edouard to Leicester

Probably not though.

 

[City Fan]

I think some of you need to give up football, it’s clearly making you miserable.

(Or whatever the phrase was last season)