The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, Summer 2024 rumours thread.

[fitz]

He's an awful player. Did well in Scotland but **** all since moving to a full time league. It's just about numbers isn't it? Getting someone to stand there (doing **** all) if there's no one else fit. Should have saved on spending anything this summer and just gambled with next summer's budget getting us back uo.

 

[homer]

He's an awful player. Did well in Scotland but **** all since moving to a full time league. It's just about numbers isn't it? Getting someone to stand there (doing **** all) if there's no one else fit. Should have saved on spending anything this summer and just gambled with next summer's budget getting us back uo.

Should have kept Cannon and the kids, instead of spunking ten of millions on this lot of no-marks

We’ve had bad transfer windows in the past, but this one stinks of horseshit

 

[homer]

Ipswich now favourites to sign Reiss Nelson

Compare their transfers to ours. Wow

 

[Micky]

Ipswich transfers are absolutely bang average.

If anyone thinks they have recruited well, then they are pizzed.

 

[Blaarev]

If anyone thinks they have recruited well, then they are pizzed.

Have had too much pizza?

 

[DillyDing22]

Ipswich transfers are absolutely bang average.

If anyone thinks they have recruited well, then they are pizzed.

Am notg pizzed yor pixzed

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

Ipswich transfers are absolutely bang average.

If anyone thinks they have recruited well, then they are pizzed.

IMO they seem to have forgot they got promoted last year.....

 

[homer]

See Lyon managed to help Zaha sort out his tax issues….

 

[homer]

Nketiah moves to Palace, which means they can offload their filth onto us

Good business (for them)

 

[FOX Franks]

Ipswich transfers are absolutely bang average.

If anyone thinks they have recruited well, then they are pizzed.

100% we should have been looking at Szmodics.

We needed a striker. He was knocking them in for fun. He’s grabbed a few already.

One good striker - good transfer window for Ipswich.

 

[SJN-Fox]

BANG!! It’s shut.

 

[M17TT C]

Ipswich now favourites to sign Reiss Nelson

Compare their transfers to ours. Wow

Off to Fulham now.

 

[SilverFox]

BANG!! It’s shut.

It’s like Barry Scott is with us.

 

[homer]

Fab says it’s a done deal

Bollocks

 

[Blue Maniac]

See Lyon managed to help Zaha sort out his tax issues….

By being based in France, strange we didn’t try that

 

[SilverFox]

Fab says it’s a done deal

Bollocks

Well at least we have some cover after loaning out cover.

 

[City Fan]

Off to Fulham now.

Can’t be right. That there Ipswich have had a great transfer window.

 

[Miles Away]

Soumare, Ward, Iversen, Thomas and Daka all still here.

I’m absolutely amazed we still have Soumare stinking the place out.

I don’t really care about the additions as much as our consistent failure to shift our deadweight.

 

[City Fan]

Soumare, Ward, Iversen, Thomas and Daka all still here.

I’m absolutely amazed we still have Soumare stinking the place out.

I don’t really care about the additions as much as our consistent failure to shift our deadweight.

I agree about Soumare and one of the goalkeepers.

But we need one of the goalkeepers, Thomas is our second choice left back, and Daka is injured so hardly going to be signed by anyone.

 

[popillius]

Soumare, Ward, Iversen, Thomas and Daka all still here.

I’m absolutely amazed we still have Soumare stinking the place out.

I don’t really care about the additions as much as our consistent failure to shift our deadweight.

How would you like us to have moved them on if there were no offers (or at least no offers that didn't result in us having to put millions and millions of pounds immediately on our books)?