The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, Summer 2024 rumours thread.

[fitz]

Christ. It's gone beyond Ings O'Clock . . .

****ing hell.

 

[popillius]

Christ. It's gone beyond Ings O'Clock . . .

Okay, that would be a ****ing dumb move.

This guy is atrocious.

 

[pork pie fox]

Sounds like we’ve got a well thought out plan going on here. Doesn’t look like desperate times at all.

 

[homer]

Christ. It's gone beyond Ings O'Clock . . .

Holy ****ng shit

 

[City Fan]

Christ. It's gone beyond Ings O'Clock . . .

Preferable to Ings I reckon. Hope it’s just a loan though, no commitment to buy.

 

[Brown Nose]

Every transfer window we pretend that we're desperately working to bring another one in and time just beats us.

Looks like it could be Edouard this year.

 

[Micky]

Well, you are all going to think I talk shit but I think there is a decent player in Edouard. So there.

 

[Brown Nose]

Well, you are all going to think I talk shit but I think there is a decent player in Edouard. So there.

One goal in his last twenty one appearances since the start of December.

Palace fans can't stand him.

Has a history of attitude issues.

 

[homer]

One goal in his last twenty one appearances since the start of December.

Palace fans can't stand him.

Has a history of attitude issues.

Slots in nicely alongside our other non-goal scoring superstar signings

Gerrimin

 

[Micky]

One goal in his last twenty one appearances since the start of December.

Palace fans can't stand him.

Has a history of attitude issues.

Yep I know that. Sometimes a player just needs a change.

 

[Blaarev]

Christ. It's gone beyond Ings O'Clock . . .

Didn’t we once drop our interest in him and decided to go for Daka instead?

 

[popillius]

I can't actually believe that this is even a discussion. He is garbage of the Daka, Slimani, Cort, Campbell type. Like, how did he become a footballer, shit.

This absolutely cannot be true.

 

[popillius]

Didn’t we once drop our interest in him and decided to go for Daka instead?

That's all you need to know.... Daka was a better option....

 

[homer]

That's all you need to know.... Daka was a better option....

Still is

Even while he’s injured

 

[Brown Nose]

That's all you need to know.... Daka was a better option....

And the club were proved right I guess. Daka has a better scoring record in the PL than Edouard.

 

[popillius]

And the club were proved right I guess. Daka has a better scoring record in the PL than Edouard.

That was my point. How shit must Edouard be?

 

[Brown Nose]

That was my point. How shit must Edouard be?

It's only a matter of time before we're all desperately hoping for Daka's ankle to get better.

 

[homer]

It's only a matter of time before we're all desperately hoping for Daka's ankle to get better.

That time being in about three and a half hours I reckon

What a shitshow

 

[SilverFox]

Uggghhh this is painful.

 

[glyn]

We’re winning the “race”….