Things that piss you off

[muzzysgal]

Discount vouchers that exclude the only item you might possibly wish to purchase.

The former Mr mg has received a 20% discount voucher for the Megastore, but is unable to use it against the new replica kit or the new training range.

I'm really upset about this :icon_lol:

 

[MHS]

Females. ****ing wankers.

 

[Melton Fox]

Females. ****ing wankers.

I hate the words "no, **** off you ugly twat" as well, they are so bloody hurtful :icon_wink

 

[pds]

Females. ****ing wankers.

She stand you up last night?

 

[Jeff]

I take that as a yes?

Yes, I can't understand why you asked the question

 

[Brauny Blue]

Cloudy nights.

 

[MHS]

She stand you up last night?

No, the complete opposite actually!

But like I said to you the other day, it's ****ing complicated.

 

[Melton Fox]

No, the complete opposite actually!

But like I said to you the other day, it's ****ing complicated.

Did you **** her?

 

[Jeff]

Did you **** her?

I'm more interested in whether they made shortbread.

 

[Brauny Blue]

No, the complete opposite actually!

But like I said to you the other day, it's ****ing complicated.

The mother came along

 

[pds]

Did you **** her?

Forget Mr Jonny and now she's up the duff

 

[Brauny Blue]

The daughter came along:icon_eek:

 

[Boy Genius]

No, the complete opposite actually!

But like I said to you the other day, it's ****ing complicated.

The mother came along

oya bastard, mother and daughter in the same bed....... what a night that would be, but the mother must not have any teeth so as to add to the perfect night

 

[Lako42]

english people

 

[muzzysgal]

School holidays - I don't have any shirts to iron :icon_sad:

 

[newtonfox]

School holidays - I don't have any shirts to iron :icon_sad:

ill send some of ours over we've got shit loads :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_wink

 

[fosseboy83]

sitting down to do something, then completely forgetting what it was, but knowing it needs to be done

 

[fosseboy83]

anything decaf, wank

 

[Steven]

anything decaf, wank

Amen.

 

[Leesoh]

anything decaf, wank

The whole point of having a coffee, a cup of tea or a can of coke is to enjoy all that caffeine and sugar.