Recent content by Disco Bob

With Boc leaping in front of my bike as I tried to leave the stadium it's surprising that he isn't in a grave now as well.

Or phoning the club and asking them to display the message on the scoreboard at half-time?

Bloody right - I'd hate one of the most outstanding performers of last season (and a player who made a load of English Premiership talent look wank in the two U21 games) let it get to his head. It was blazingly obvious after seeing him for 45 minutes that he is so out of place in the...

Thank you Morse - that's my plans for summer well and truly scuppered! :icon_roll

Wanker. Jones, LCFC and Mandaric - go dick yourselves. I am not renewing.

I wonder what witty treat we'll have next - Blades complete Howard transfer? Anyway, I'd better go apply some balm to my aching ribs.

Copy this out 50 times on a sheet of paper in your best handwriting: Davies will not sign for us because Wolves do not want to sell him.

I'm amazed at the empty shelves in our local Woolworths store. How on Earth they expect to stay in business carrying on like that during a recession is beyond me.

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Good. Sick-note needs to find someone else to pay for his career on crutches.

Chubby Brown is a City fan? Christ! That makes me so angry I could get involved in a pre-arranged fight with a bunch of lobotomised, repressed arseholes.

Oustanding. This thread has proved to be everything I was told it would be. What a prize tw*t! :icon_lol:

Really, when you start joining in with this crap and losing your sense of humour I appreciate that it's time to stop bothering with this place altogether.

You should have heard what they said about you and your Mum.

You do not intend buying a season ticket - the price of the season ticket is immaterial to you - you do not have a gripe. Find something else to get upset about like the weather, the length of girls skirts or the rampant levels of racism on Talkingballs. Stop being a nagger.:018: