Happy new year all
Not posted for a while as I have been enjoying a drink sodden festive period which only ended today.
2012 off to a banging start with an away win.Plus the crap I put on ebay after xmas has sold for much more than expected so no Dry January for me :-D
I'll start 2012 with a story...as used to be traditional.It is inspired by Steve Howard.
I completely accept that todays sending off was bloody stupid & unprofessional & that he can have no excuse.
BUT...it does make me pine a bit for the former,more casual days of the game in times gone by.
During my less than glorious days as a sunday youth league striker I was once the victim of a refereeing howler.
I was running into the box having just received a pass,I was looking down at my feet while trying to bring the ball under control & saw the white line pass under my boots just as the opposing centre-half rammed his left elbow into my ribs.As the sharp pain hit & the wind went out of me I lost control of the ball & dropped to my knees.As I did so i heard a sharp blast from the ref's whistle.
PENALTY! brilliant,I thought...especially as I'd be taking it & therefore had a chance of sunday morning glory at the theatre of dreams that was Braunstone Park in the late 70s.
as I clambered to my feet I saw to my horror that the ref had in fact awarded an indirect free kick...outside the box! My teenage outburst was heartfelt:
ME: "What the f**k is that ref?...It was f**king inside & how is a f**king elbow a f**king obstruction!!" (big AND clever you see :-D)
REF: "It's outside,you were blocked off,I didnt see an elbow.Free kick,indirect.Get on with it"
To be fair to him,he was blindsided so couldnt have seen the elbow...that centre-half knew his business.Predictably,then as now,the linesman (who was on the RIGHT side & bang in line...saw f**k all either!)
None of this mattered to me though in the heat of the moment.
ME: "You f**king wanker,thats a penalty clear as f**king day.You've cost us the game you f**king twat"
REF: (wandering across for a word) "Look son,I know you're upset but its a free kick.Deal with it.& less of the language OK?...
...now f**ck off before I book you,you lanky c**t!!" :-D
I miss those innocent days!