OldGit
Well-Known Member
Mandarics is the only bid in (that we have been told of) He wants to rip the heart out of the club, sell the training ground and all the players, before he dies and leaves us millions in debt - the club will decide next week if they fancy that.
Bardon are waiting in the wings to turn us in to the tigers play thing before moving us to Welford road and the Tigers to the walkers before shagging every supporter up the arse 3 times a week - the board dont even know how to release a statement about this.
Its great this investment lark.
You forgot to add that the existing board are intent on selling their shares at 5x face value to the mothers union, and that Michael Jackson & Bubbles are locked in a fight to the death with Bill Gates' charitable trust as to who will recue us from third world poverty.