People That Piss You Off

[Matt_B]

Also: Dog owners whose houses stink of dog but insist that dogs don't stink.

Thank you, I thought I was the only one who felt this.

Even more annoying are the ones who say "Yes dogs sometimes do smell, but mine doesn't. It's only ones who don't get kept clean that smell".

No, they all stink, yours as well.

 

[Matt_B]

mine don't go out and do their business in their litter trays.

Well trained my darlings are.

We may well share a cat. Ours just lives under the cupboard in the kitchen it's that nervous of anyone other than us two.

Never goes out either despite us trying to kick it out for some fresh air.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

People who smell and make their house smell and stand in queues stinking and who piss in shop doorways and who drop their donner and chips in the street and who puke on the pavement and who don't need an owner to do things for them.

 

[Leesoh]

Speaking as a cat owner, at least I don't have to walk around after them carrying a plastic bag to pick up their crap!

No, you just turn a blind eye to your cat crapping in my garden (metaphorically speaking, of course; I don't think that you live near me).

Do you not feel any sense of guilt or responsibility when your cats crap in other people's gardens, especially those who have young children?

I've been close to being sick when weeding my garden in the summer due to the amount of cat crap and piss in it - the stench in the heat is vile.

Exactly.

People who smell and make their house smell and stand in queues stinking and who piss in shop doorways and who drop their donner and chips in the street and who puke on the pavement and who don't need an owner to do things for them.

Yes! Them as well!

 

[Durham Fox]

About 75% of the people I work with. Incompetent doesn't cover it.

 

[RHYDAL]

People who think cats serve any useful purpose whatsoever. If they did their jobs there'd be no rat problem in this country. And if they stayed out of my garden I wouldn't have had to get a dog to stop them crapping in it, and wrecking my kids paddling pools (all three of the feckers). All cats are bastards.

 

[Hector]

People who think cats serve any useful purpose whatsoever. If they did their jobs there'd be no rat problem in this country. And if they stayed out of my garden I wouldn't have had to get a dog to stop them crapping in it, and wrecking my kids paddling pools (all three of the feckers). All cats are bastards.

That's ture as wedlock is unknown in the feline world.

 

[RHYDAL]

That's ture as wedlock is unknown in the feline world.

You seem to have mis-understood my intention. To remove any ambiguity, all cats are filthy, vagrant, nasty, vindictive, useless, gypo shitebags.

 

[Cate Fox]

mine don't go out and do their business in their litter trays.

Well trained.

Mine too

 

[Durham Fox]

You seem to have mis-understood my intention. To remove any ambiguity, all cats are filthy, vagrant, nasty, vindictive, useless, gypo shitebags.

They certainly aren't filthy. Just about the cleanest pet you could own.

 

[Boy Genius]

You seem to have mis-understood my intention. To remove any ambiguity, all cats are filthy, vagrant, nasty, vindictive, useless, gypo shitebags.

Same as dogs.... dirty horrid animals

 

[Macky]

They certainly aren't filthy. Just about the cleanest pet you could own.

Little bastard never puts the hoover round whenever I ask it to. Just looks at me gone out

 

[spionfox]

Do you not feel any sense of guilt or responsibility when your cats crap in other people's gardens

Not at all. Because unlike a dog, you never really own a cat - they stay with you out of choice and are fickle enough to bugger off if they get a better offer elsewhere.

 

[Leesoh]

Not at all. Because unlike a dog, you never really own a cat - they stay with you out of choice and are fickle enough to bugger off if they get a better offer elsewhere.

So what's the point in having one then?

I've never understood this about cat owners.

 

[RHYDAL]

They certainly aren't filthy. Just about the cleanest pet you could own.

The dead ones I see lying on the side of the road aint minty fresh.

 

[Leesoh]

Actually, come to think of it, my mother-in-law's cats sit there and lick their privates. Not hygienic at all.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Actually, come to think of it, my mother-in-law's cats sit there and lick their privates. Not hygienic at all.

How private is a cat's cock, really?

 

[RHYDAL]

How private is a cat's cock, really?

Hand on heart, I've never seen a cat's cock. They seem to be doing a fair job of keeping them under wraps.

 

[Leesoh]

How private is a cat's cock, really?

I wouldn't know. The MIL's cats are female.


















Can of worms............

 

[spionfox]

Actually, come to think of it, my mother-in-law's cats sit there and lick their privates. Not hygienic at all.

How many on here, if they could reach, honestly wouldn't give it a go themselves!

No, I don't mean licking the cats privates!!