People That Piss You Off

[Jeff]

oh dear have you tried work?

I'm not that desperate.

 

[lazzer]

I'm not that desperate.

:icon_bigg :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[Real Sharapova]

Not it's not really just not many people know about it :icon_wink I get 40p now anyway so can't claim.

I see youve made an early bid for avata of the year again :icon_bigg

It took him ages to get that upskirt photo outside the local Grammer School.

 

[Dour]

Jeff.

For reminding me that I'll be spending half of Christmas week sorting through a year's worth of crap to prepare our Revenue returns.

 

[Hazzman]

Argos....

You buy a present for x amount, you leave thinking you have the right thing, you come to wrap it before Xmas. You open the box to make sure, its wrong, its present not suitable to the receiver and £50's cheaper than x. Then they take a hour in store, sorting you out. Only to suggest another present of similar description but cheaper and they know you're going to go for it because its so near Xmas wankers.

 

[fcukcov]

Argos....

You buy a present for x amount, you leave thinking you have the right thing, you come to wrap it before Xmas. You open the box to make sure, its wrong, its present not suitable to the receiver and £50's cheaper than the industrail strength dildo I had wanted for Tarquin. Then they take a hour in store, sorting you out. Only to suggest another present of similar description but cheaper and they know you're going to go for it because its so near Xmas wankers.

:icon_eek:

 

[muzzysgal]

Relatives who won't accept that there really is nothing that you would like for Christmas, then proceed to spend money they don't have on stuff you don't want

 

[highland fox]

Relatives who won't accept that there really is nothing that you would like for Christmas, then proceed to spend money they don't have on stuff you don't want

Worse when they get you to open it in front of them and you have to pretend you like it.
And whilst I'm on the subject ...DJs who play Brown Eyed Girl...I hate that fecking song:icon_roll

 

[muzzysgal]

Worse when they get you to open it in front of them and you have to pretend you like it.And whilst I'm on the subject ...DJs who play Brown Eyed Girl...I hate that fecking song:icon_roll

I refuse to be subjected to that. I only open presents within my own four walls and nobody else has ever, or will ever, be invited to witness - for their protection as much as mine.

 

[bocadillo]

Relatives who won't accept that there really is nothing that you would like for Christmas, then proceed to spend money they don't have on stuff you don't want

... and then of course, you have to spend money that you don't have on stuff that they really don't want.

 

[Melton Fox]

Relatives

Good call mg

 

[muzzysgal]

Good call mg

:icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

I refuse to be subjected to that. I only open presents within my own four walls and nobody else has ever, or will ever, be invited to witness - for their protection as much as mine.

Likewise, it will only ever be my, my Wife and my kids on christmas morning.

 

[muzzysgal]

... and then of course, you have to spend money that you don't have on stuff that they really don't want.

That would be a tad hypocritical

 

[bocadillo]

That would be a tad hypocritical

Sorry - which bit is hypocritcal. Doesn't everybody spend money they don't have at Christmas time (except PDS of course - he can't cos he squished his c/c)? And doesn't everybody get stuff that they don't want.

It might be a whole lot of things but I can't see how it is hypocritical.

 

[muzzysgal]

Sorry - which bit is hypocritcal. Doesn't everybody spend money they don't have at Christmas time (except PDS of course - he can't cos he squished his c/c)? And doesn't everybody get stuff that they don't want.

It might be a whole lot of things but I can't see how it is hypocritical.

I always have money to spend at Christmas because I budget for it. If somebody told me that they didn't want anything, I wouldn't buy something for the sake of it, hence why hubby isn't getting a pressie this year.

 

[bocadillo]

I always have money to spend at Christmas because I budget for it. If somebody told me that they didn't want anything, I wouldn't buy something for the sake of it, hence why hubby isn't getting a pressie this year.

He'll be in tears on Christmas Day. You are a heartless wotsit!!

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

how about giving money or a gift voucher???

 

[Hazzman]

The Next-Door Neighbours...

With half-term coming, the parents decided the kids needed a new 'toy' to contain their Xmas excitement. Not a playstation game or a DVD or some action figures, a fecking Basketball hoop and backboard......five times the lil' brats have came out to play on their toy. It makes this horrific 'thud' noise everytime they shoot. Getting on my chuffing nerves.

Last night, they built a bonfire to get rid of the wood left over from the old fences they replaced. Feckin smoke everywhere.....

 

[muzzysgal]

He'll be in tears on Christmas Day. You are a heartless wotsit!!

Near enough, when he sees all the crap everybody else has bought him! :icon_wink