Search results

No DB, not six times in the same place or the same property...

Definitely the one before Jeff...insider knowledge, knew Mr.K long before his stint at RL.

Of course you don't mate, that's why you wouldn't keep a dog..:) Chill mate, it's not the end of the world...

:bang:It wouldn't change BG, I've been burgled six times in my life my friend - and that is my point, if they were legalised, junkies wouldn't be coming round yer house ransacking and nicking yer stuff cos they wouldn't need to as their drugs would be available on prescription! No grannies would...

Naturally occuring drugs have existed since the formation of the planet - unless you plan to co-ordinate a wholesale, worldwide weed-killing program, they always will. As most of them grow naturally then money/cost isn't an issue, until it becomes a profit making trade like opium poppies...

Depends on your definition of drugs Darth - both manufactured and naturally occuring stimulants(marijuana/peyote/pysilocibes) will always be available, especially as pharmaceutical companies have absolutely no interest in finding cures for illnesses/addictions etc just prolonging conditions and...

:tumbleweed: Glad to see you put a lot of thought into that BG - think Melton Fox's post in the Up Yours Barber thread is a sufficient response...

Spot on Chuck! And agree with Highland, mine was put down in November last year and it is something that you never get over

Sorry to shock you but yes I do - nothing will ever stop people who want to use the substances from feeding their habit and finding any means necessary to fulfil ther craving; if heroin was legalised, regulated, and in a pure state like the morphine given to cancer patients there would less...

There a thrifty bunch the Geordies, always keeping their hand on their ha'pennies...knew a bloke when I lived in the North East whose mum used to buy a sheep's head of Ashington market every couple of weeks('ee, ya shud see the meat off the chops mind!'), and would cook it in the microwave - the...

Prostitution and drugs should be legalised and regulated, would be safer all round for all parties and governments/laws will never stop humankind indulging in either practice - condoms should all be free and all forms of sanitary protection for women should also be free. Personally I've never...

:081:...I couldn't possibly comment

:056: No offence taken FF, we all walk the line between ape and angel.:icon_wink

I always bring the best out in people, it's a natural talent:102: As for my mind, that went years ago mate, along with tolerance and patience....:081:

Check out The Cock and Pullet in Sheldon in the Peak District...really should be a gay pub, landlords are missing an opportunity with a name like that!

:icon_lol: Nice one MF, like that!

Good spot MF, that is freakishly portentious! Hang on a minute, perhaps, Golddigga Mills is getting her revenge because she took exception to the last line in the verse of the Frog Chorus...'we all stand together'? Just a thought :102:

I've just seen this as well mate! Personally I think it beggars belief, and the last thing I would want to do with a beloved pet would be to wear it as a jumper!! What were they thinking? Have they not got Matalan/Primark in Geordieland?? Not only that, how crap do the garmets look? And what...

Good idea Micky, I think we should definitely start a petition to get him off! I reckon nearly everyone on the Forum would be up for that. Because I work weekends and don't live in Leicestershire my only source to the game is BAA BAA's god awful commentary(I can just about pick up the signal)...

Agree with sticking with a winning side, just hope we can put two wins together on Saturday. Give Clem a bit of time in the ressies and on the bench, might be just the tonic he needs to remember how he played for the Brum.

What a glorious result, was driving around listening to the match and shouting at the top of my voice at every goal - the win made even sweeter by the fact that two of my Baggies mates texted me a couple of hours before the match to let me know how many they were gonna beat us by....oh how i...

About time!! I was going to hurl abuse at him pre-season at Quorn, but then I saw what a big bloke he was and thought I would refrain from this action lest he kicked my arse! I think I'm learning to cope with cowardice....

In reply to Nathan...surprise doesn't come into it mate. I'm surprised when we actually win or score, and that's the bloody problem!! At present I never expect us to get anything out of any of our matches. Incidentally, to anyone who listened to the commentary on RL last night, I'd just like...

Going down quicker than a cheap Thai ladyboy. My heart was broken long ago by this shower, now in that hollow and depressing state of numbness and helplessness...

BODUM - makers of glass coffee pots with a plunger, as seen on 30 something dramas with middle-class aspirants enjoying 'quality life'. Inferior to the Italian made Bialetti...personally i've never heard of the band but at least I'm a tosser who can spell.

Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space - Spiritualized(upgrade to CD) Hey Venus - SFA Leaders Of The Free World - Elbow The Sun Is Often Out - Longpigs Uncle Anesthesia - Screaming Trees Scott4 - Mr. Walker

Do they have anything to do with Swedish coffee pots? A sponsorship deal perhaps?

Cathal Coughlan. Stuart Staples. Guy Garvey. Enough said...

Wouldn't trust Madeley, that light-fingered miscreant would have everything out of the club shop quicker than Stuart Hall on an errand for his mum!

This joke, although a bit out of date, combines both my favourite Geordie and football joke(apologies to the young 'uns who don't understand). Paul ' Gazza' Gascoigne has just had his first season for Lazio and, feeling homesick, decides to fly home to the North East and buys a flash Ferrari...

I'll take a sliced own goal for three points any day! Well done City!

Glad you liked that one MKFox! You can't beat a well constructed pun...

Sean Connery and Roger Moore meet up at the 007 reunion night. Connery turns to Moore and says: 'Have you heard the news, the actress who played Pussy Galore has split her fanny open?!' Moore replies: 'What?! Honor Blackman??' Connery says: 'No, on a dildo!'

What key opens every door? A pikey...

Perhaps Mr Coleman will carry on where he left off in Spain and take the squad for a night out in Cov...copious amounts of ale and a few lap dancing clubs, impromtu press conf on Friday to sheepishly explain his actions etc, and we'll roll out as winners!

Beat me to it SJN, frozen pitch at Hillsborough so that removes the element of a midweek game as an advantage.

Thanks for the confirmation....a Mussolini style hanging at Gallowtree Gate for Mr Barber then?:icon_razz

Is Barber definitely a Derby fan? I've heard it mentioned and read it on here a few times, just wondered if anyone knew for sure. One of his more annoying traits for me is the way he harps on ad infinitum when the F*&%4t go 1-0 down and he uses this as an excuse to 'cheer up the listeners' -...

What about a return for Matthew Kenyon? Surely anything is better than Barber...oh no, wait a minute, his knowledge of football could have been written on back of a matchbox as well!

Well said Redditch, LCFC do have this amazing ability to be the alternative King Midas and turn everything we touch into dung!